Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Indy 505G: Race Day 3

REMINDER: Final Race Day has been rescheduled from tomorrow to next Monday.

Too late in registering for the Indy 505G,
Dan Wheldon settles for winning the Indy 500

Here's the current standings and racetrack status after two days of racing:

    1. #5 Paul (148 pts)
    2. #9 Dusty Baker (142 pts)
    3. #1 Josh S (131 pts)
    4. #12 Mr F (126 pts)
    5. #10 Karina (106 pts)
    6. #4 Steve K (103 pts)
    7. #3 Spank (87 pts)
    8. #8 Jason (81 pts)
    9. #11 MLASC (63 pts)
    10. #7 Lonely Fan (56 pts)
    T-11. #2 rbnlaw (20 pts)
    T-11. #6 Dusto Mag (20 pts)

Go!

134 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

sdfgsdfgdfg

MR.F said...

133

karina said...

*starting engine*

Jason said...

Seattle Metro bus for lap one.

Paul said...

Putting on my racing gloves.

Spank said...

GO GO GO!

Dusty Baker said...

Dhhgfjjfhjv

Spank said...

Get yer slow ass out of here!!!

Yahoooo Mofo's!

2

Paul said...

Zoom.

karina said...

on lap 2!

Josh S. said...

God damn it to hell balls!

MR.F said...

140

Jason said...

Sound Transit express bus for lap two. Car pool lane, bitches!

Damn, my commute sounds even suckier in the context of this game.

rbnlaw said...

zoom zoom

Steve K said...

Here

Steve K said...

Was hoping to get that one at 8:59... not that I have a chance of catching Paul or Dusty!

Jason said...

Same bus for lap three. F-you 405 traffic!

*impatient sigh*

Dusty Baker said...

Yficucjchxh

Spank said...

Overdrive, bishes.

*burns rubber*

3

Paul said...

Keep on movin.

karina said...

yeah

Josh S. said...

Cheska, Sebulba!

rbnlaw said...

Out mah way, mofos!

MR.F said...

aoeu

karina said...

ok

rbnlaw said...

*gives Dusto the finger as he leaves him choking on a cloud of high-test race fuel smelling dust*

MR.F said...

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Jason said...

Finally make into the office and I have a note asking to come see HR. This cannot end well...

Paul said...

Pow!

Josh S. said...

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

Dusty Baker said...

Znsjsjxncd

MR.F said...

Gah. Someone haxored my google account. I bet it was one of you guys trying to screw me over for this racing game!

Spank said...

Max speed!

4

MR.F said...

Good luck Jason. Take no prisoners!

karina said...

hello

MR.F said...

ahhhh

Josh S. said...

FRAPPUCCINO!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Driving word

rbnlaw said...

lap, dogs.

Steve K said...

falling further behind...

Spank said...

Fuck Danica!

Spank said...

cinco

Jason said...

HR reprieve until 10:30. Then all hell breaks loose.

Or I get new business cards. Either way.

Spank said...

Promotion,yo!

Paul said...

Wow!

karina said...

lap 4?

karina said...

it is lap 5!

Paul said...

Eating oatmeal and blueberries. Just like Barry I mix some flax seed in.

Steve K said...

hoping to finish in the top half...

Spank said...

Houston...we have a problem.

Josh S. said...

Flerp

MR.F said...

Hi.

karina said...

pumping it up!

Dusty Baker said...

Shsjxjxjd

Jason said...

More intrigue, HR showdown moved to 1 pm.

Note to self: have beer with lunch.

Dusty Baker said...

Shejenx

Steve K said...

wow

MR.F said...

Hi again.

karina said...

hi

karina said...

I got conflicting edits!

Paul said...

Oatmeal with flax was pretty good. However I think my head is growing now.

Jason said...

Hooray for conflicting edits!

Josh S. said...

*Doppler Effect*

rbnlaw said...

Damn. Missed a lap.

Stoopid work.

Spank said...

Eat my angel dust!

Dusty Baker said...

Snsjsxksj

Dusty Baker said...

Dbsbsjjsnsn

Josh S. said...

Duff Gardens! Hurrah!

Dusty Baker said...

Just saw a zombie passing through.

Paul said...

Roads? Where we are going we don't need roads.

Spank said...

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

karina said...

another lap!

Jason said...

Whoops, forgot the beer. Back out I go...

Spank said...

I picture all of us not racing cars but tricycles like in Revenge of the Nerds.

Steve K said...

another half hour down

rbnlaw said...

I'm pulling a Dale Jr. in this race; fan favorite, can't race for shit.

Dusty Baker said...

Gddjbvcn

rbnlaw said...

Just in case the 1/2 hour starts at 12:01;

Speed!

Spank said...

Just like Milka,I'll never finish a race. I'm out,Y'all.

*crashes*

Paul said...

*evades streaking obsessed fan*

Aka: Mr. C.

karina said...

keep going!

Josh S. said...

Rolling in the deeeeeeeeep...

MR.F said...

yeah, what?

Paul said...

Look no hands!!

Dusty Baker said...

(avoids Spanky's wreckage)

rbnlaw said...

Another lap.

Welcome to the Premier League, Swansea. Enjoy your moment in the sun.

Sepp Blatter sucks.

karina said...

getting dizzy!

Josh S. said...

FOOOOOD.

karina said...

@Spanky I, for one, would totally race on a tricycle' race. I'm a slow and respectful driver *blushes*

MR.F said...

ahhhhhh

Steve K said...

meh

Jason said...

Mmmm, sweet, sweet work time beer.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT

Dusty Baker said...

Shsjsjdknd
So many meetings and conf calls

Paul said...

Seghesio vineyard has gone coporate??? Perche Eduardo? perche???

*cries big ol Italian tears*

MR.F said...

ahhhhhhhhhh

Josh S. said...

Qwerty

karina said...

sorry about that, Paul

karina said...

100!

Steve K said...

here we go again

Jason said...

Well, HR didn't fire me. So I got that going for me.

MR.F said...

What happened, Jason?

Dusty Baker said...

Home stretch.

Stretch Armstrong.

Jason said...

I was sworn to secrecy. I was not the topic of the inquisition, though.

The entire meeting I kept paraphrasing Monte Python in my head, "nobody expects the Seattle inquisition!"

MR.F said...

ahhhh

Josh S. said...

WALK YOUR BIKE!

rbnlaw said...

This racing is interfering with my snark.

karina said...

howdy!

Eric Karros said...

I'm glad you didn't get fired Jason.

But next time be more careful before sending out those types of photos from your work email account.

Paul said...

*pulls a quarter and a French fry out of racing seat cushion*

Dusty Baker said...

Fun with Blogger!

Fun with boogers.

Fun with Booger!

Paul said...

*installs tiny chain steering wheel*

karina said...

almost there...

Josh S. said...

HALFSHARKALLIGATORHALFMAN

MR.F said...

Here.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT

Steve K said...

here

Jason said...

Thanks, EK. I knew Photoshoping those Blake Lively pics this morning would get me into trouble.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT

Dusty Baker said...

Djejsjxkxms

karina said...

done?

Josh S. said...

YOU QUIT KICKING MY SEAT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!

Paul said...

Bam!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I don't like this game.

Steve K said...

last one!

Josh S. said...

KILL IT WITH YOUR HEAT VISION, MARLA!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

My heat vision is acting up. I think it's because of sunspots.

Josh S. said...

Whew! Got a little breathing room between me and Mr. F. That guy's tough to shake.

Paul said...

Weeeeeee!

Josh S. said...

Unstoppa-Paul!

MR.F said...

Man, work got in the way =/.

MR.F said...

Man, work got in the way =/.

Spank said...

LAST!!!