REMINDER: Final Race Day has been rescheduled from tomorrow to next Monday.
Here's the current standings and racetrack status after two days of racing:
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1. #5 Paul (148 pts)
2. #9 Dusty Baker (142 pts)
3. #1 Josh S (131 pts)
4. #12 Mr F (126 pts)
5. #10 Karina (106 pts)
6. #4 Steve K (103 pts)
7. #3 Spank (87 pts)
8. #8 Jason (81 pts)
9. #11 MLASC (63 pts)
10. #7 Lonely Fan (56 pts)
T-11. #2 rbnlaw (20 pts)
T-11. #6 Dusto Mag (20 pts)
Go!
125 comments:
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*starting engine*
Seattle Metro bus for lap one.
Putting on my racing gloves.
GO GO GO!
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Get yer slow ass out of here!!!
Yahoooo Mofo's!
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Zoom.
on lap 2!
God damn it to hell balls!
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Sound Transit express bus for lap two. Car pool lane, bitches!
Damn, my commute sounds even suckier in the context of this game.
zoom zoom
Here
Was hoping to get that one at 8:59... not that I have a chance of catching Paul or Dusty!
Same bus for lap three. F-you 405 traffic!
*impatient sigh*
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Overdrive, bishes.
*burns rubber*
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Keep on movin.
yeah
Cheska, Sebulba!
Out mah way, mofos!
aoeu
*gives Dusto the finger as he leaves him choking on a cloud of high-test race fuel smelling dust*
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Finally make into the office and I have a note asking to come see HR. This cannot end well...
Pow!
So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?
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Gah. Someone haxored my google account. I bet it was one of you guys trying to screw me over for this racing game!
Max speed!
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Good luck Jason. Take no prisoners!
hello
FRAPPUCCINO!!!
Driving word
lap, dogs.
falling further behind...
Fuck Danica!
cinco
HR reprieve until 10:30. Then all hell breaks loose.
Or I get new business cards. Either way.
Promotion,yo!
lap 4?
it is lap 5!
Eating oatmeal and blueberries. Just like Barry I mix some flax seed in.
hoping to finish in the top half...
Houston...we have a problem.
Flerp
Hi.
pumping it up!
Shsjxjxjd
More intrigue, HR showdown moved to 1 pm.
Note to self: have beer with lunch.
Shejenx
Hi again.
hi
I got conflicting edits!
Oatmeal with flax was pretty good. However I think my head is growing now.
Hooray for conflicting edits!
*Doppler Effect*
Damn. Missed a lap.
Stoopid work.
Eat my angel dust!
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Duff Gardens! Hurrah!
Just saw a zombie passing through.
Roads? Where we are going we don't need roads.
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
another lap!
Whoops, forgot the beer. Back out I go...
I picture all of us not racing cars but tricycles like in Revenge of the Nerds.
another half hour down
I'm pulling a Dale Jr. in this race; fan favorite, can't race for shit.
Gddjbvcn
Just in case the 1/2 hour starts at 12:01;
Speed!
Just like Milka,I'll never finish a race. I'm out,Y'all.
*crashes*
*evades streaking obsessed fan*
Aka: Mr. C.
keep going!
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeep...
yeah, what?
Look no hands!!
(avoids Spanky's wreckage)
Another lap.
Welcome to the Premier League, Swansea. Enjoy your moment in the sun.
Sepp Blatter sucks.
getting dizzy!
FOOOOOD.
@Spanky I, for one, would totally race on a tricycle' race. I'm a slow and respectful driver *blushes*
ahhhhhh
meh
Mmmm, sweet, sweet work time beer.
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So many meetings and conf calls
Seghesio vineyard has gone coporate??? Perche Eduardo? perche???
*cries big ol Italian tears*
ahhhhhhhhhh
Qwerty
sorry about that, Paul
100!
here we go again
Well, HR didn't fire me. So I got that going for me.
What happened, Jason?
Home stretch.
Stretch Armstrong.
I was sworn to secrecy. I was not the topic of the inquisition, though.
The entire meeting I kept paraphrasing Monte Python in my head, "nobody expects the Seattle inquisition!"
WALK YOUR BIKE!
This racing is interfering with my snark.
howdy!
I'm glad you didn't get fired Jason.
But next time be more careful before sending out those types of photos from your work email account.
*pulls a quarter and a French fry out of racing seat cushion*
Fun with Blogger!
Fun with boogers.
Fun with Booger!
*installs tiny chain steering wheel*
almost there...
HALFSHARKALLIGATORHALFMAN
Here.
here
Thanks, EK. I knew Photoshoping those Blake Lively pics this morning would get me into trouble.
DAMMIT
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done?
YOU QUIT KICKING MY SEAT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!
Bam!
I don't like this game.
last one!
My heat vision is acting up. I think it's because of sunspots.
Whew! Got a little breathing room between me and Mr. F. That guy's tough to shake.
Weeeeeee!
Unstoppa-Paul!
Man, work got in the way =/.
Man, work got in the way =/.
LAST!!!
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