In theory, this was brilliant

Sports Illustrated runs a terrific cover story on how the balance of power in 2010 has shifted to the pitchers. (Cough cough stricter steroid testing cough cough)

But in creating a collage of three of the AL's best, nobody bothered to do that staple of all co-ed high school sleepovers. The Hand Check!

And thus, the year of the crotch grab continues, as reported previously in this article about Sax's favorite Met, Ike Davis.