Staring too long at this picture:
...made me think of this:
They say a man should always dress
And be ready to play,
So why'm I dressed up like a batboy
Standing with Andre?
It's all because some dreadlocked guy
Stole my outfield lineup spot
I'm odd man out, without a doubt
And on the bench I'll rot
Should have hoped to:
Stop Manny From Coming to LA (yee-ha!)
The Boras show, and Frankie's dough, pushed me out of the way.
My OPS is horrid, my own contract terms absurd,
But at least my agent made damn sure my money's not deferred.
Okay. Now I can start my work day.