Monday, March 09, 2009

Caption Contest

Caption Manny Ramirez and his adoring public. Here's one to get you started:

"I shoulda held out a little longer."

photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers

11 comments:

Eric Karros said...

"Sign my binder, dammit!"

Steve Sax said...

"CUT! Can someone please get the gaffer out of the left hand of the frame? Criminy."

esquinazo said...

"I hope Scott remembered to lock down the rights to 'The Los Angeles Dodgers of Mannywood'."

Neeebs said...

"Where did you guys dig up that old guy with the tatooed arms?

Alex Cora said...

You guys realize that I am charging a million dollars per signed ball to make up for the millions that I wanted in the contract.

Hong Like a Chih Kuo said...

"Oh yeah, THIS is why I never come to Spring Training."

Dusto Magnifico said...

"Why did we have to get our contract information on this guys arms?... could't we just have used paper?"

Dr. Geek said...

As Manny sits there, contemplating how many BBQ grills he can buy with $20 million, a thought crosses his mind: "What has so mortified that little Asian kid in front of me?"

QuadSevens said...

"Nice hair little girl. You wanna take my seat for a while?"

the trite fantastic said...

"Suffer the little One-Year Contracts to come unto me".

Delino DeShields said...

COVER YOUR HEART, MANNY