Ouch. If you can make it through this video without your ears bleeding from the cacophany of the chorus (there's a tune in there somewhere, but Troy from West Virginia can't find it), you'll find gems of goodness like "Steiner's overdramatic call, on a routine fly ball".
Great work, Troy. Please don't hurt us. We really like it. You look scary dangerous, though, so please stay away from the sharp objects.
Hat tip, the great Eric Stephen of True Blue LA.