Tata, Tatis

From "Dodgers Release Fernando Tatis" (AP/L.A. Times):

VERO BEACH, Fla. -- The Los Angeles Dodgers released third baseman Fernando Tatis on Wednesday -- three days after he failed to report to their minor league camp.

The Dodgers reassigned Tatis on Sunday in the club's first round of roster cuts. General manager Ned Colletti was low-key regarding the announcement of Tatis's absence from camp.

"We released Tatis because we released him. That's all I want to say about that right now," Colletti said Wednesday.

That'll learn ya to hit two grand slams in one inning against us. So long!