Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Game 3 Thread: April 3 vs. Jints, 7p


Josh Beckett (0-0, -.--) vs. Tim Lincecum (0-0, -.--).

Rubber match, anybody?

If it was 2013 Aces Day on Monday, tonight is 2009 throwback night. Timmah was distinctly un-Timmah like last year, and Beckett was dreadful before being relocated to the best coast. Was Beckett's shaky spring training indicative of a steeper decline? Are Timmah's mechanics finally catching up to him? Will the Dodgers' lineup finally have a pulse?

Given their histories, we Canterbury either of these guys just yet, but I'm counting on Beckett to be the Chaucer of the two tonight.

Image: South Park Studios

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Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Kershaw's bitch on the mound. C'mon Kemp!!!

Fred's Brim said...

sheesh

Paul said...

Another bitch run.

Dusty Baker said...

How my ass taste, Kemp? Jesus.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Garbage! Uribe could've done that.

Paul said...

Pardon my French.

Orel said...

Maybe Matty needs to run into another wall.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Terrible

Cliff Beefpile said...

So...much...HATE!

Orel said...

We truly are in mid-season form.

Dusty Baker said...

I've only had two beers tonight. I'm definitely not in mid-season form yet.

Fred's Brim said...

Keep us going, AG

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

At least Ethier won't have to face Lopez in the 9th

Paul said...

Get a hit Gonzo.

Orel said...

Sandoval hustles for a fatass. Very un-Ryu-like.

Orel said...

Fuck!

Fred's Brim said...

damn

time for bed

Paul said...

Booooooo!

Orel said...

We need to get that Rutgers coach to yell at the team.

Orel said...

Dodgers: 1 for 11 w/RISP

Orel said...

Slick D, Howell!

Orel said...

Cruz continues to impress defensively. So we've got that tiny glimmer of non-suckiness to enjoy.

Orel said...

Andre double! Can't wait to see how we waste it.

Paul said...

Wow.

Orel said...

Luis Cruz continues to depress offensively.

Paul said...

Fuck Uribe again.

Alex said...

PISS

Cliff Beefpile said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Paul said...

Why is he on the team again?

Paul said...

We suck again!

Orel said...

Christ.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Looks like it's fuck-this-shit o'clock.

Steve Sax said...

Kcal showing a Spanish commercial for Chevy. What the fuck.

Steve Sax said...

Stranded at second

Steve Sax said...

Forgoing evening workout for beer #2 tonight

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Two beers? That's a workout!

Dusty Baker said...

Nick Punto will save us all!

Paul said...

Well....

Orel said...

Time to Matt to redeem himself.

Steve Sax said...

Why is Kemp just swinging at everything

Paul said...

This doesn't look good.

Dusty Baker said...

That was a tad prepositional, Orel.

Steve Sax said...

Come on Matty

Cliff Beefpile said...

Remember when Kemp at bat with a man on base and down by only two wouldn't seem so insurmountable?

Dusty Baker said...

0-10 for Kemp.

Orel said...

Nasty pitch.

Paul said...

What happened to Mr. April?

Steve Sax said...

Matt Kemp, 0-for-10 and 0-for-2013

Orel said...

To true, Dusty.

Steve Sax said...

This is going to suck.

Paul said...

Booooooo!

Steve Sax said...

Catch the goddamn ball League

Orel said...

Lovely ballet by AGon & League there. E-3.

Orel said...

2013 = 2012

Orel said...

Eric Stephen ‏@truebluela 21s

Yep RT @mrruss16 if my memory is correct all the Dodger runs this season have come off of outs or wild pitches except Kershaw's homerun

Dusty Baker said...

Was that foreshadowing for a future Sax post, Orel?

Dusty Baker said...

Noonan!

Orel said...

Now I'm foreshadowing the PGT: fuck fuck fuck

Dusty Baker said...

Did Romo shave his facecrotch?

Paul said...

Eye of the Tiger? What a depressing night.

Orel said...

More warning-track power.

Steve Sax said...

Great, Samuel Jackson is now yelling at Dodger fans.

Steve Sax said...

Well this is depressing.

Dusty Baker said...

He needs to yell at the team.

Paul said...

Last gasp.

Dusty Baker said...

MFPGT up!

Orel said...

That was fucking pathetic.

Paul said...

Fuckers

Hideo Nomo said...

I fell asleep around 9. What did I miss?

Spank said...

I'd rather watch the game threads than a Dodger game right now.

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