Enough has been said about the unmitigated
*...the baseball. If you're not suspended. Which you haven't been as of this writing.
UPDATE (4:01pm) OK, maybe not quite enough has been said:
Zack Greinke will undergo surgery to stabilize his left clavicle tomorrow. Greinke's expected return is eight weeks.— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 12, 2013
Hate you, Carlos.