
Enough has been said about the unmitigated
KEMP SMASH.*
*...the baseball. If you're not suspended. Which you haven't been as of this writing.
UPDATE (4:01pm) OK, maybe not quite enough has been said:
Zack Greinke will undergo surgery to stabilize his left clavicle tomorrow. Greinke's expected return is eight weeks.
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 12, 2013
Hate you, Carlos.
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I have a question for the other caller, Nomo. I'm concerned that adding Puig as a pitcher would screw up the chemistry of the team. Why does Nomo think that adding Puig as another pitcher would help team chemistry?
Uh...bababooey?
DAMMIT!
Fuck you: San Diego, Carlos Quentin, Quentin Tarantino, San Quentin, Quinton McCracken, Quint from 'Jaws' (well, actually no, he was kind of a badass), and the letter Q!
Quentin:
"I do have a lot of remorse that someone did get hurt. But I will repeat that I felt I had to protect myself."
I think we need a Carlos Quentin Stupid Quotes Repository.
Hey someone got their cast off.
https://twitter.com/HanleyRamirez/status/322842463767261184/photo/1
At least some good news today...
Los Angeles Dodgers:
1. LF: Jerry Hairston
2. 2B: Mark Ellis
3. CF: Matt Kemp
4. 1B: Adrian Gonzalez
5. 3B: Juan Uribe
6. RF: Andre Ethier
7. C: A.J. Ellis
8. SS: Justin Sellers
9. SP: Clayton Kershaw
What Does Name "Quentin" Mean
You attract success and money, but will either be very wealthy or very poor because your good judgment fails at times.
Did Quentin actually graduate from Stanford? I suspect he didn't.
So not only did he go to Stanford, he also dropped out because he's a douche idiot.
I want to turn into a dragon and burn Quentin so he does a horribly painful, firey death.
I want to go all beginning-of-the-movie-Gladiator on Quentin.
#UnleashHell
I want to fart in his general direction.
Hearing 8 days is the only suspension Quentin will get.
8 days seems to be the max.
Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 21m
Source: MLB will suspend Padres outfielder Carlos Quentin for eight games for charging the mound against Zack Greinke.
Quentin to miss 8 days. Greinke to miss 8 weeks.
JHJ 1-game suspension. Matt Kemp ZERO-game suspension.
Quentin appealing, so we might see him Monday at DS. Bring your batteries!
8 games?!?!?!?! That's it?!?!?!? FUCK THIS SHIT
Are you guys seeing what is going on in the seats behind home plate? They made the Dodgers fans take their Dodgers shirts off and gave them D-bags shirts. WTF.
Is it possible to face a harsher suspension after the appeal?
ie, Quentin appaels; appeal gets denied; Quentin gets longer suspension?
Pretty cool when Vin says something I essentially said in a tweet earlier, re: Kershaw/Parra.
Man Uribe's bat speed is GONE. he has to cheat on everything. I can't see him being on this team come July.
Uribe probably tried to eat the meat of "faster" animals to regain his bat speed, but it didn't work.
SITDOWN
I'm really angry.
Fuck fuckity fuck.
Tell the fucktard who's doin hood whistles to shut the fuck up already
At least the gnats lost
Mr F..."Someone got their cast off today", so did I! At first I thought maybe you were following me??!!
Nice hustle, Sellblock!
"Let's intentionally walk Kershaw to get to Crawford."
I expect Karen in the Dodgers' lineup in two weeks.
At least Clayton made contact.
Epale everyone!
Gerardo Parra doesn't play for Aguilas anymore and was traded to the hated Leones, so you know he will kill us :(
@Orel...I think I could probably do as well as Urine.
EPALE KARINA!! I'm glad you're here. I've missed you.
SISTAH! yeah, school keeps me busy :(
Right on cue, Karina...
Para with a basehit.
EPALE!
Good evening, fellow conspirators!
Is it time hit Parra so hard Quentin feels it?
I tell ya... This Mets v Twins game is Awful.
What'd ya suppose Parra and Belli are chirping about?
We need Clayton to keep his nose clean.
@PPP chirping about getting traded from Aguilas?
PARRA BROKE KERSH'S STREAK
@PPP-Whatever it is, I'm proud of Belli. It's very Matty Kemp of him.
Not only did gnats lose, but Sergio Romo is the one who lost it.
How very cool.
Kemp: please channel your anger into your bat
@Mr F 5:30p: if we're talking stupid people who don't graduate, may I submit Jason Kidd
Parra's my fav
Saxy
Don't cap on Kidd! I used to get my haircut by the same barber he went to as a kid. Cut Chris Mullen's hair, too.
I'm proud of that. I know I shouldn't be.
I blame this Awful game.
Omfg!
The Twinkies just put in Akbar!!!!!! So fucking good to see him!!!!
Steve Sax coaching 1B for dbacks. I'm ok with that.
I always thought Chris Mullen was born with that haircut.
The reverse mullet?
A lot of my anger from last night has been quelled by the Los Angeles Schadenfreude of Anaheim.
Pity I don't get to hear Roger Lodge frantically make excuses anymore.
Angry Kemp seems pretty much the same as Placid Kemp.
Update from Minni:
Temperature 32, 25 with wind, snowing.
Jamey Carroll popped out to shallow right, bottom 8.
I think Gardenhire went home an hour ago.
Slick play by Juan.
Uribe is the leader of the team on hr
Corbin is at 104 pitches. This has to be it for him soon
Make it soon, Dodgers!
Juan Uribe, on-base machine.
Uribe is leader of the team on circumference
It's never a pity not to hear Roger Lodge, Gnomes
Annnnnd Ethier hits into a first-pitch DP to let Corbin off the hook. A Whole New Blue!
Uribe coaxes a 7-pitch walk. Andre comes up right after and GIDP on one pitch. Nice.
That was a sweet move
infuriating
Time for another Kershaw HR
Base hit? I'll take it
Yeah, good idea to give Crawford a rest day and start Hairston.
Lets put the guy batting .083 at lead off!
WTF
Working on Candy Crush 140
(Downloads Candy Crush)
Come on blue.
Candy Crush? Is that like some kind of stripper you're working on over there Saxy?
Kemp, one-out base hit here in the eighth
@karen, lets just say I've got candy crush licked
Men at corners with one out
And here comes Crawford.
90 ft away with Crawdaddy up!
@Sax 8:49
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
CC level 181 is killing me. Come on Crawfish.
SHITCAMP
Ugh
Eh, at least no DP.
Crawford chases a curve to K
This lineup order sucks
C'mon Dre, hometown hero shit right here
Too many men left stranded
This will not end well
why must we sucketh with the wood?
Dying here.
I am depressed.
Time for bourbon.
@Alex: we don't suck with the wood. We just suck getting past that force field between third and home
Looks like something going on with Kobe. Injury wise.
Nothing like a CG loss to put a twist in one's drawers.
Lakers down by one, 10:30 in the 3rd
Impressed that kemp didn't let that get past him there
Relieved that he didn't break anything.
Dammit dammit dammit
Whatever. Lose by 1, lose by 7.
Vinny...Dodgers have done it again. They have left 9.
Oh crap. That shitstain Para.
(My new fav word, shitstain. Thanks Rbn!)
@Saxy
Re:wood
True dat
We have to sit Clayton. He's at 108 pitches
Please, pull him
Thank you
Donnie has given up the hoodie and has moved to a poncho trashbag
I'm not super-pleased with this
shitstain
Yeah. This is going to go well.
Mattingly is a assclown
Donnie, what the fuck
This is the kind of game you remember in September.
Tolleson takes five pitches to double the D'backs' lead.
Yep, i'm done with this shite.
Donnie must have just been tired of hearing Vin say this was going to be a one-run game
Loser
Tolleson cannot throw a strike. Nor should he be expected to be calm having just been called up after yesterday's game
My cat can pitch better than this clown.
Whew. Just foul.
This only means we'll score a meaningless run next inning
Genius move, Donnie.
Damn this guy is good
I'm less posses about losing this game than I am watching Donnie kick Kershaw in the nuts by letting his runners score through incompetence.
Lose the #2 pitcher last night. Piss off the #1 tonight. Great.
"Now pitching, Fluffy Killeen."
What is it about these chumps that seem to have our number?
Rusty actually. And you should see his hair ball. No one will touch it.
Oh, shut your hole, Arizona. You got two gift runs, so stop running your mouth.
@Saxy 9:19
I always held back my criticism of Donnie but this shit don't make sense
Stunned we are only down by 3
Finally
Siddown Marte.
Kersh looks pissed
Two consolation runs up next
^ and then some por favor
@BJ: Any relation to Rusty Staub?
Jellis just hacking up there
Booker's bourbon. Not bad, especially as I'm feeling a cold coming on
Punto singles, Schumaker walks. JHJ is the tying run.
C'mon Jr. Hit the ball like its a friar.
In good news, I just finished candy crush level 140
Bollocks.
Lakers down by seven, 7:50
No hitting, meet no bullpen.
Why didn't be just serve his suspension?
Blake with a big three
Tied at 107
Kobe with two clutch threes.
Team is starting to come together!
Together down the toilet.
Probable torn Achilles for Kobe.
Who has a Lakers voodoo doll?
Lakers win, but probably lose Kobe
It's like Greinke all over again
PGT up
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