Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Post-Game 3 Thread: #^&!%*$+=*(^@= Edition

Mike Rice questions Matt Kemp's sexuality to make a point

GIANTS 5, DODGERS 3

As SoSG Orel suggested, Dodgers should consider hiring fired Rutgers coach Mike Rice to yell at, ridicule, and otherwise abuse the Dodger players after two straight nights of downright 2012-esque play. Rice could take Dodger noffense brigade to the hitting cages and actually hit them in order to underscore his disdain for their lack of offensive production thus far this season.

It's early days, to be sure, but SoSG readers are already getting anxious if not downright bitter. That is reason alone to turn this things around, Dodgers.

Stat of the night: Kershaw leads the team in HRs after three games.

UPDATE
Bonus stats of the night:  Kemp, Cruz, Schumaker, Uribe a collective .000 in three games. Gonzalez at .111.

19 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Hell of a job you're doing there, McGwir-ie!

Orel said...

"Anxious if not downright bitter."

Well into bitter. Wallowing in it.

Steve Sax said...

And the Dodgers slip out of first place on day 3

Steve Sax said...

My Hite beer is not bitter

It's not very substantial, either

Dusty Baker said...

Just think how shitty we'd be hitting if Big Mac weren't our new hitting coach!

Dusty Baker said...

At least the Yankmes and Lost Angels lost.

Paul said...

The fact that after all this time we are still subjected to Uribe at bats is hard for me to grasp.

He is like a bad horror franchise.

Dusty Baker said...

Urine Part 13 in 3D.

Hideo Nomo said...

(s)Hite beer.

Hideo Nomo said...

7 runs in three games. Only ONE has come from a hit.

Orel said...

Gnomes killing it on the Twitters as usual.

Hideo Nomo said...

That one was low-hanging fruit, but thanks!

Hideo Nomo said...

BTW, I really did fall asleep, as I mentioned on the GT. it was much easier on my constitution than watching.

Steve Sax said...

Nice PGT on a shitty night, Dusty! I'm toasting you with my third beer (sadly, another Hite).

BJ Killeen said...

WTF WTF WTF. Tomorrow, after I fix the hole I punched in the wall tonight, I'm gonna figure out the team ROI.

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Steve Sax said...

...urns

Steve Sax said...

No worries guys. Matt Kemp is just resting up for the always-tough Pirates.

Neeebs said...

Kemp has a huge hole in his swing. Cant hit the inside pitch on his hands.