Mike Rice questions Matt Kemp's sexuality to make a point
GIANTS 5, DODGERS 3
As SoSG Orel suggested, Dodgers should consider hiring fired Rutgers coach Mike Rice to yell at, ridicule, and otherwise abuse the Dodger players after two straight nights of downright 2012-esque play. Rice could take Dodger noffense brigade to the hitting cages and actually hit them in order to underscore his disdain for their lack of offensive production thus far this season.
It's early days, to be sure, but SoSG readers are already getting anxious if not downright bitter. That is reason alone to turn this things around, Dodgers.
Stat of the night: Kershaw leads the team in HRs after three games.
UPDATE
Bonus stats of the night: Kemp, Cruz, Schumaker, Uribe a collective .000 in three games. Gonzalez at .111.
19 comments:
Hell of a job you're doing there, McGwir-ie!
"Anxious if not downright bitter."
Well into bitter. Wallowing in it.
And the Dodgers slip out of first place on day 3
My Hite beer is not bitter
It's not very substantial, either
Just think how shitty we'd be hitting if Big Mac weren't our new hitting coach!
At least the Yankmes and Lost Angels lost.
The fact that after all this time we are still subjected to Uribe at bats is hard for me to grasp.
He is like a bad horror franchise.
Urine Part 13 in 3D.
(s)Hite beer.
7 runs in three games. Only ONE has come from a hit.
Gnomes killing it on the Twitters as usual.
That one was low-hanging fruit, but thanks!
BTW, I really did fall asleep, as I mentioned on the GT. it was much easier on my constitution than watching.
Nice PGT on a shitty night, Dusty! I'm toasting you with my third beer (sadly, another Hite).
WTF WTF WTF. Tomorrow, after I fix the hole I punched in the wall tonight, I'm gonna figure out the team ROI.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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No worries guys. Matt Kemp is just resting up for the always-tough Pirates.
Kemp has a huge hole in his swing. Cant hit the inside pitch on his hands.
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