Friday, April 12, 2013

Matt Kemp: Air Guitar Champion


Freebird.

In its entirety.

And the Padres could do nothing but stand there and take it.

Image: AP

24 comments:

rbnlaw said...

I don't mind you guys having fun with those pics, but Deadspin almost made me unfollow their happy asses.


I like this sense of outrage I'm carrying right now.

Hideo Nomo said...

Poking fun at the whole thing is the only way I'm able to navigate the MOUNTAINS OF STUPID out there today.

(And deal with my Greinke depression.)

Cliff Beefpile said...

I'm sorry if I come off as some kind of sports talk radio call-in moron, but is this the kind of thing that lights a fire under their asses? There's been a lot of talk about awkward chemistry in the locker room, does this help the team develop that "us against the world" shit that the talking heads love to spout off about?

Steve Sax said...

Thanks for the call, Cliff! What do you clones think?

Hideo Nomo said...

Babbabooey.

Dusty Baker said...

I think the chemistry talk was b.s. in the first place, but yeah I do think this is a sort of galvanizing incident that will act to bring the team together even more.

I'll hang up and listen to your responses.

MR.F said...

Hi Sons, longtime listener here. Do you think that offense, defense, or pitching will be the biggest x-factor heading into the next 153 game stretch?

Hideo Nomo said...

Hey Sax, longtime commenter, first time Son, love the show.

I wanna know: Can Puig pitch?

MR.F said...

Hi Ryan, I love you so much! Can you play the latest Lady Gaga song? I love her sooooooo much!

BJ Killeen said...

They just called up Tolleson...seriously? I can pitch better than that...

Dusty Baker said...

Tolleson couldn't get my aunt Tilly out. Jesus christ.

Hideo Nomo said...

Who are they supposed to call up? Fife? Javy?

Slim pickings for pitchers on the 40-man.

(I guess they could have called up Slim Pickens.)

Dusty Baker said...

Yes to those and any other options not named Tolleson.

Spank said...

i have a problem. i can't orgasm unless i envision Nancy Bea Hefley nekked holding a 40oz of Steel Reserve.aww shit. wrong show. i thought this was Loveline.

Orel said...

damn, Spank

Cliff Beefpile said...

I hate you guys.

MR.F said...

Yo Steve-O! My boy! I got a good feeling about this Tolleson kid! Why can't he do better than that Greinke guy? Kid's got a lot of heart! I don't care about numbers. This kid has the stuff! Go Blue!

Spank said...

sorry,folks. my head is in a strange place right now. Cc: Neeebs' Mom

BJ Killeen said...

This just proves that Donnie hates the Dodgers....

Hideo Nomo said...

NPUT, dudes and dudettes.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I still believe (with all of my blackened heart) the universe is conspiring to get Scioscia back into a Dodger uni.

Donnie doesn't have a fuckin' clue what he's doing out there.

BJ Killeen said...

Scioscia as Dodger manager...in my dreams.

I heard Ryu didn't participate in the brawl last night...conserving his energy in case he has to walk to first base again...

two tweets from last night:

Chris Rose ‏@ChrisRose18h
I would have liked to see Greinke take the charge. Both feet were outside of the dotted circle when Quentin was going to the hoop

Dodger Talk
In other news, nobody understood what Juan Uribe just said….

Dusty Baker said...

Cliff

What is Donnie doing to piss you off?

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Thank good for this thread. First time I've laughed this fairly miserable day.

I'm stuck watching the Mets vs Twins. Wtf is wrong with me?

Beer me.