Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Josh Beckett (0-3, 4.68) vs. Hiram Burgos (1-0, 1.80).
Castle sweet castle. The Dodgers are back from a 3-3 road trip and now face a gauntlet of four hot teams: the Brewers, Rockies, Giants (in SF) and Diamondbacks.
The Brew Crew, fresh off a nine-game winning streak, gives the ball to Burgos, who is making his second career start. We know how the Dodgers always seem to do against inexperienced pitchers. Will they be Podrick or Jaime tonight?
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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Is that the Game of Thorns thingy I've been hearing so much about. Supposed to be about roses or what not?
Hooray. Game of Thrones! Killing and boobs!
James Loney just hit his sixth double for the Rays. Would have been a triple for anyone else.
Loney just hit his second double of the night.
You know, there ARE nakeder Danerys pics.
Just saying, if we're gonna spiral down the boob hole, go all the way.
If TiqIQ is cool with it.
James Loney just saved a child from drowning.
Thanks for the reminder, Nomo.
re: TiqIQ, that is
At my mother-in-law's house, Vinny!
epale everyone!
at the catirrucio's house, Vinny!
James Loney just invented electricity.
James Loney wrote "How Soon Is Now?" by The Smiths.
James Loney invented microfinancing.
James Loney invented peanut butter
James Loney once grew a seven-leaf clover.
In play, run(s)!
James Loney just singled to center.
Seriously.
Cerveza y pollo frito!
#BeerAndFriedChicken
James Loney plays the saxophone.
EPALE, all!
Urine not looking svelte per usual.
Makes out at 3rd - weird.
Uh oh, Sellers at the plate...
Makes out - weird.
Josh any good with wood like Kershaw?
Pops out for out number 3, guess not?
Beckett hitting 93 MPH according to the gun...
Strike three, swinging!
Dodgers, up 1-0, middle of the third.
#streakmode
Crawdaddy has left the building!
Crawford with the solo shot, dodgers up 2, no out
Earthquake?
Hollycrawfordhood!
CCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!
Way to go Carl! 2-0 LA
Quick alcohol check: what is everyone in the SoSG bar drinking tonight?
Ms Sax and I just polished off a bottle of Educated Guess Cabernet Sauvignon, 2010. It was awesome.
I had a Guinness.
Interestingly enough, I'm drinking the Game of thrones beer from Ommegang. It's a blonde ale. Hmn ... Game of thrones, and a blonde I'd like to drink ... Who has their picture up top on this post?
::deletes post about how efficient Beckett was being::
That's low, blue!
Good evening, co-conspirators!
Urine up...
I admit to nothing, Stubbsy!
Piss.
That's a good lad, Alex. Nobody likes a snitch.
That's a good lad, Alex. Nobody likes a snitch.
good child's going ommegang style!
(cue Psy)
Bollocks
Shittlesticks.
Is the "Nats Believer" that follows us on Twitter Dusty's alter-ego?
suddenly, Ommegang style just doesn't seem as fun.
::sniffs, and silently and sadly whispers:: Hey ... sexy ladies ...
Dammit
Lakers down 11 at the half...
noooooooo I never thought I'd say this but we need Marc Ellis ...
Whaddup ya'll.
A-Gon! Hooray for hits with RISP!
Run(s)
"So Beckett goes upstairs to nail 'im."
Heh.
Thank God!
Grrr-Ear!
Soooo...
Panda Express knows Samurai are Japanese, right?
Right?
Ye gods, this feels just like last year's games against the Brewers.
There was an earthquake at around 6 pm. MDR area. Or it was Urine walking into the dugout.
Well shit. Not too far away, and I didn't even notice.
So...Kemp.
Yeah, that's how it goes against these bastards. Can't understand it.
Puig update?
This doesn't smell likes win
That helps, anyway
"Busted squeeze play" - Vin
Sounds alot like my prom night...
That vin quote all too appropriate for the GT
#believeinboobs
Justin Sellers SINGLE Presented by LG™!
Let the boobies do their work, people.
Come on, AGon!!!
RUNS!
I'll see your center field fuck-up!
Gonzo!
Thank boobies.
So it sounds like the Lakers are losing.
Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers 2m
Mark Ellis left tonight's game with a strained right quadriceps.
Just joining the game.
James Loney is playing BASS GUITAR on the next Flaming Menudos' album.
Fuck, Hairston!
JHJ's usually money on the hot corner with those!
So maybe Hairston is not the solution at 3B
Back-to-back hits by Cruz and Sellers, cats and dogs living together...mass hysteria!
Hell, Sellers. If you keep that up, I might come to tolerate you!
How can there be men on base? There's only one out!
I'll take it!
Run(s)!
Yes!
so this is what offense looks like?
RBI with RISP.
New concept.
That shot of Beli looking over the dugout was textbook "SOON" material.
I live this Kintzler pitcher! Is he going again tomorrow?!?!
Now I think every little creak is an earthquake!
Who's going to close the door though?
James Loney just gave me a hanny
If League is the closer in July, I'll be stunned.
The ghost of Jeff Shaw on to close. Hold on tight everbody!
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Fudge
Oh for fuck's sake, League.
Strike out, you bug-eyed bastard!
We make bobbies party!!!
( . )( . )
Phew. Never easy, is it?
We make unnecessary drama party!
BOOBIES*
Spanky is safe.
It does appear boobs are good luck.
PGT up!
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