Thursday, October 18, 2012

LCS Games Thread: Oct. 18

Hey, I just met you, etc., etc., etc.

1 p.m. PT: Yankees (CC Sabathia) @ Tigers (Max Scherzer).
5 p.m. PT: Giants (Tim Lincecum) @ Cardinals (Adam Wainwright).

Last chance for A-Rod to get digits!

Last chance for Timmeh to get lit up!

Plenty of chances for Dodger fans to look forward to 2013!

60 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

"Alright, ladies, show us your balls!"

"Wait..."

Franklin Stubbs said...

Good God, if I wanted to see ARod's balls, I would have asked!

QuadSevens said...

In the bottom of the 2nd, Detroit up 1-0. Yankmee batters have 4 Ks already.

Hideo Nomo said...

I hope everybody took the over on pitches thrown.

QuadSevens said...

Tigers add one more. 2-0 in the 4th now.

QuadSevens said...

Mr. Triple Crown with a 2 run bomb! Tigers up 4-0!

Hideo Nomo said...

CClobbered.

Spank said...

Whoop dat ass!!

Hideo Nomo said...

How did the Orioles not beat this sack of shit team?

Steve Sax said...

6-0 Detroit

Hideo Nomo said...

6-1. Yankees kinda sorta did something.

Steve Sax said...

detroit had better settle down here. 6-1, yanks at corners, two out, ibanez up

Hideo Nomo said...

A-Rod cameo, and he flies out.

Steve Sax said...

leadoff walk for the yankmes in the seventh. STOP FUCKING AROUND HERE TIGERS

Steve Sax said...

C-Grand flies out for out 1

Hideo Nomo said...

Austin Jackson homers to make it 7-1. I don't think they're fucking around.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Just read that Barry Bonds has become a cycling enthusiast. I guess baseball is just too effective in its steroid screening.

Cliff Beefpile said...

So long, Skanks.

Spank said...

Whoop dat ass!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Oh, and lest I forget, FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Don't let the door hit you guys in the ass. Your move, St. Louis.

Orel said...

Timmeh: one hit, no outs.

Orel said...

One hit, one walk, no outs.

Orel said...

Los Angeles Dodgers ‏@Dodgers

Take out your protractor -- we're still looking for the correct answer to: What angle is the Dodgers' script in the logo? #DodgerTrivia

Relative to WHAT, @Dodgers?

Orel said...

Single, walk, single. 1-0 Cards.

Orel said...

Lincecum finally gets an out, but it's a sac fly. 2-0 Cards.

Orel said...

So Cards fans are capable of dressing just as stupidly as Giants fans.

Orel said...

Cards' strategy: HIT EVERYTHING TO ANGEL PAGAN

Orel said...

Freese with a two-out single. 1st & 2nd, two out.

Orel said...

Timmeh using 25 pitches in the 1st.

Orel said...

#commentstreak

Orel said...

Under Pants finally does something good. 2-1 Cards.

Cliff Beefpile said...

New strategy, hit it to the fat guy!

MR.F said...

Answer is 24 degrees, btw.

Orel said...

Or 66 degrees from the y-axis?

Orel said...

Bases would have been juiced if not for that stupid steal attempt earlier.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Dammit. Moar runs, stupids!

Orel said...

Angel Pagan triples. Asshole.

MR.F said...

Stranded at 3rd. Yay.

Cliff Beefpile said...

FACK! Fucking Pagan.

Orel said...

Melky, Pagan, Scutaro. In 2010 it was Cody Ross and Uribe. Giants finding retread gold.

Cliff Beefpile said...

"Hey everybody, I'm not playing at all, but look at me regardless! Look at my beard! Aren't I just wacky!?" - Brian Wilson

Orel said...

These Samsung commercials are the most butthurt commercials ever.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Wow, that was fucking stupid...yet it worked!

Hideo Nomo said...

Throw at his fat!

Spank said...

Nora Louise Kozma

Steve Sax said...

Sad for Ichiro, but stoked for Tigers. Go, Detroit!

Orel said...

6-1 Cards!

Orel said...

Have to admit, sweet dive by Sandoval there. But Oyster Pubes couldn't pick his throw.

Hideo Nomo said...

So is the crater Sandoval just made in play?

Orel said...

I usually don't like Yadier Molina. But I like him today. 7-1 Cards.

Orel said...

Molina's double felled Gregor Blanco.

Orel said...

That was tweetworthy, Nomo!

Hideo Nomo said...

My best stuff always goes here.

Orel said...

Anybody else getting ImageShack errors on the main page title graphics?

Orel said...

BREAKING: Holliday catches routine fly.

Orel said...

Now it's 8-3 Cards. Two more outs to go.

Orel said...

ONE MORE WIN

Hideo Nomo said...

A pleasing baseball day all around.

Steve Sax said...

Missed the game but just saw some of the highlights. When I saw The non-Posey catcher miss the catch/tag at home, I figured Oyster Pubes, over at first, would be pissed. Until Pubes missed a catch at first off a Craig single, that is.