1 p.m. PT: Yankees (CC Sabathia) @ Tigers (Max Scherzer).
5 p.m. PT: Giants (Tim Lincecum) @ Cardinals (Adam Wainwright).
Last chance for A-Rod to get digits!
Last chance for Timmeh to get lit up!
Plenty of chances for Dodger fans to look forward to 2013!
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"Alright, ladies, show us your balls!"
"Wait..."
Good God, if I wanted to see ARod's balls, I would have asked!
In the bottom of the 2nd, Detroit up 1-0. Yankmee batters have 4 Ks already.
I hope everybody took the over on pitches thrown.
Tigers add one more. 2-0 in the 4th now.
Mr. Triple Crown with a 2 run bomb! Tigers up 4-0!
CClobbered.
Whoop dat ass!!
How did the Orioles not beat this sack of shit team?
6-0 Detroit
6-1. Yankees kinda sorta did something.
detroit had better settle down here. 6-1, yanks at corners, two out, ibanez up
A-Rod cameo, and he flies out.
leadoff walk for the yankmes in the seventh. STOP FUCKING AROUND HERE TIGERS
C-Grand flies out for out 1
Just read that Barry Bonds has become a cycling enthusiast. I guess baseball is just too effective in its steroid screening.
Whoop dat ass!!
Oh, and lest I forget, FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!
Timmeh: one hit, no outs.
One hit, one walk, no outs.
Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers
Take out your protractor -- we're still looking for the correct answer to: What angle is the Dodgers' script in the logo? #DodgerTrivia
Relative to WHAT, @Dodgers?
Single, walk, single. 1-0 Cards.
Lincecum finally gets an out, but it's a sac fly. 2-0 Cards.
So Cards fans are capable of dressing just as stupidly as Giants fans.
Cards' strategy: HIT EVERYTHING TO ANGEL PAGAN
Freese with a two-out single. 1st & 2nd, two out.
Timmeh using 25 pitches in the 1st.
#commentstreak
Under Pants finally does something good. 2-1 Cards.
New strategy, hit it to the fat guy!
Answer is 24 degrees, btw.
Or 66 degrees from the y-axis?
Bases would have been juiced if not for that stupid steal attempt earlier.
Dammit. Moar runs, stupids!
Angel Pagan triples. Asshole.
Stranded at 3rd. Yay.
FACK! Fucking Pagan.
Melky, Pagan, Scutaro. In 2010 it was Cody Ross and Uribe. Giants finding retread gold.
"Hey everybody, I'm not playing at all, but look at me regardless! Look at my beard! Aren't I just wacky!?" - Brian Wilson
These Samsung commercials are the most butthurt commercials ever.
Wow, that was fucking stupid...yet it worked!
Throw at his fat!
Nora Louise Kozma
Sad for Ichiro, but stoked for Tigers. Go, Detroit!
6-1 Cards!
Have to admit, sweet dive by Sandoval there. But Oyster Pubes couldn't pick his throw.
So is the crater Sandoval just made in play?
I usually don't like Yadier Molina. But I like him today. 7-1 Cards.
Molina's double felled Gregor Blanco.
That was tweetworthy, Nomo!
My best stuff always goes here.
Anybody else getting ImageShack errors on the main page title graphics?
BREAKING: Holliday catches routine fly.
Now it's 8-3 Cards. Two more outs to go.
ONE MORE WIN
A pleasing baseball day all around.
Missed the game but just saw some of the highlights. When I saw The non-Posey catcher miss the catch/tag at home, I figured Oyster Pubes, over at first, would be pissed. Until Pubes missed a catch at first off a Craig single, that is.
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