Lance Lynn (0-0, 9.82) vs. Barry Zito (0-0, -.--)
Sigh. Here we go again. For the FOURTH time this postseason, the Giants stand on the verge of elimination. Is this all one big tease, or will the Cardinals get the damn job done?
This better end tonight. I already need to wash the stink of rooting for the Cardinals off ASAP. Seeing a screaming mass of black and orange with renewed hope will be just too much to take.
Photo: SI
43 comments:
Let's go, CARDS!
I agree 100%. Giants Suck. Please let this charade of Giant vomit end tonight.
Barry looks especially dreamy in that photo.
I hope Barry gets t-boned in WeHo after a loss tonight.
Hi Ladies and Fellas...We can help the Cards (gag) beat the hated orange and black. We have between us the mightiest of all energies...HATE! We hate the gnats more than their so called fandom loves them. We need to harness all this strength we have been blessed with by the Big Blue Guy in the Sky and exterminate the orange and black plague.
Go Cards!!!
That kinda hurt to type that last part.
I wish Harold Reynolds would use a British accent.
Good job, Mr. Schue!
Preach it, Karen!
Joe Buck looks bored already.
Siddown, fatty!
Karen's comment should have been the GT content!
Shards get through the top of the first easily. Let's do this so I can get back to focused HATE.
(sits down)
How did Beltran steal a base?
@Orel
Think he's a little less hurt than the team made him out to be?
#Gamesmanship
How did that fat fucking useless fat fucking fuck fucking catch that ball?
Sandoval is suddenly fleet of foot. Okay.
Pence so close to making that catch. But he doesn't!
Wow, Cards really blew it there. Bases-loaded DP ends the second.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is a fast-ass game! Need to hurry over to my local to get some Caddies in before this series os over.
(jinxes)
(ducks)
How does Zito strike guys out with an 85-mph fastball?
Of course now the Giants start stringing hits together.
The Cardinals are playing like the Dodgers now. 1-0 Giants.
Crawford can't fuckin' hit, Lynn! Throw strikes!
Fuck. 3-0 Giants.
Shiiiiiiiiiit.
Zito bunt RBI. Guess we're going back to SF.
This is the Cards team that almost lost the last wild card spot to the Dodgers.
Shocked Pagan didn't hit a three-run HR there.
Well, let's just hope that Zito remembers that he blows before the night's over.
Comeback starts now. Leadoff double for Craig.
Why is Freese swinging at a ball at his shoulders?
Cards continue to suck it up. AWO
Miracle catch for Pence. Everything is going right for the Giants tonight.
EVERYTHING
Cardinals can't catch a break tonight.
I am displeased. Wake up, you red assholes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck this. The Giants are winning and everyone on Twitter is lining up to put Zito's balls in their mouth.
I'm out this bish.
YOU SUCK CARDS
Absolutely embarrassing for St. Louis.
Giants will play their FIFTH elimination game on Sunday.
They're like cockroaches.
I heart Kool Aid!
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