Dog Fister (0-0, -.--) vs. Ashley Madison (0-0, -.--)
The Panda and Zito Lovefest is getting to be too much for our stomachs to handle. The Tigers need to step up and do something before we slip and fall in our own sick.
H/T to Orel for the thread idea, which was inspired by a comment from reader Drinks Kool Aid, which was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.
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57 comments:
Please win, Detroit.
I'm taking the pimp over the abuser.
Fixed. Sorry, DKA!
*walks into moving traffic*
Go Le Tigres!
*barfs*
If you would have seen all the orange Ive seen. Still representing with my Dodger barf bag.
Anyone got a shovel?
I've stole a few tacos in my life.
I hate umps that call high strikes.
The Giants are giving me a MadBum.
The Tigers are going to come out fighting tonite.
Remember what Vinny always says..."Hope burns eternal". And that's about all we got, baby.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come on Doug. You had me when you went to Fresno State instead of being drafted by the Giants.
hateHateMotherFuckingHATE!
Sit the fuck down!
Someone needs to check that fat fuck's bat.
@Paul, it is filled with chocolate.
Horseshit!!
FUCK
Why the fuck! Is Wlallach coaching 3rd?
should of ran his ass over anyways
I hate baseball.
Oh Prince, sweetie, don't you know you're to big and fat to try to score from first base???
However, I still believe the Tigers will mess up that little girl, Madison.
Keep slinging it Doug.
Now the Giants will groundout their way to a run.
Oh fuck
Fuck you ump!
What now? Grandslam? Walk in a run?
Yeah. I swear that pop up was going to drop.
I almost shit my pants.
Please win, Detroit!
Score some runs Tigers!
Triple-Crown Cabrera works a work and Prince promptly hits into a DP.
Wacky waving inflatable flailing arms tube man with a lead off single.
Bases loaded for Giants on a bunt that barely stays foul. Magic pixie fairy dust out the ass.
Of course.
At some point something fucked up has to not go their way right?
Giants score one run. Somehow they will win Games 2, 3 and 4 using only that one run.
"At some point something fucked up has to not go their way right?"
Absolutely — they will have to re-route their victory parade due to construction on Market St.
Angel Pagan is so obnoxious.
FUCK YOUR TACO
Jimmy Smokes sticking with Dodger great Dotel.
2-0 lead feels like 10-0.
Law of averages say the Giants should commit 8 errors in this inning.
Omar's comin'.
Omar's goin'.
Wish Omar brought his shotgun.
Something stinks. i think it's the Tigers.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-plaschke-giants-20121026,0,2185694.column
- Will Clark
*barfs*
I hate the World Series.
(cries)
You lost me at Bill Plaschke, Will Clark.
Wasn't there a barf scene in the movie Brazil?
Actually, this is how I feel about the Giants winning the WS.
http://tinyurl.com/mgkmlk
alrighty then
DKA: It didn't stimulate me one bit.
*rubs one out*
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