STL Chris Carpenter vs. WAS Edwin Jackson, 10a
SF Barry Zito vs. CIN TBD, 1p
BAL Miguel Gonzalez vs. NYY Hiroki Kuroda, 4.30p
DET Max Scherzer vs. OAK A.J. Griffin, 6.30p
Wow, it's a full day of baseball, which means that I'll not be working today! And tension abounds as the Reds and Tigers look to try and close out their respective series, while everybody else is even and looks to tip the balance. It's also neat, or sad, to see two former Dodgers among the eight starters. Anyway, I'm still puzzling, so this is all I can muster today.
Here's who I'd like to see win: WAS, CIN, BAL, OAK. Place your wagers.
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I'm puzzled.
Already 1-0 Shards.
This is going swimmingly.
Fuck a duck. Kozma (of Koz) 3-run homer.
4-0 Cards, Bot 2.
Might be time to pull Edwin already.
STRASBURG WOULD NOT HAVE STARTED THIS GAME. SHUT UP, TWITTER.
Nats be choking
Jim Joyce needs to go
Oh, so Davey lets Edwin hit with a guy in scoring position. OK, then.
That move will only make sense if he suddenly goes into shutdown mode for the next three.
Wow. Jon Heyman and I are on the same page about the Strasbitching.
Hmmm...EJax is suddenly effective. Maybe Davey knew what he was doing.
Nats' last two innings:
Fly out.
Fly out.
Single.
Fly out.
Pop out.
Double.
Fly out.
Fly out.
Ugh.
Carpenter 2 for 2 and halfway to the cycle.
Fly out.
I get the Strasbitching only in that the rotation with him would probably favor the Nats. Otherwise, they seem exposed to the grind.
And Fuck the Gnats, not the Nats.
Annnd...Michael Morse leaves 'em loaded with...wait for it...a fly out.
Two on, two out for Edge.
Pop out.
Rosenthal followed a 100 mph fastball with an 82 mph curveball. Zoinks.
Dusty should hang out with this guy.
What a dumpster fire.
I feel the Giant-hating stirring within me.
Oh, fuck that noise.
A pinch runner when you're up 8-0? Fuck off, Matheny.
#TESTPAGAN
Thank God it's Zito, because that is not an auspicious start.
If the Reds manage to fuck this series up, I will never forgive them.
Walkies!
STOOPID DINNER
I'll still take it.
Me too, but Zito's walking everyone in sight and Dinner goes up there and hacks. Dolt.
MOTHERFUCKER.
Nats lose, Giants up 3-1, and I'm too "at work" to get drunk.
Fuck!
Time to stop paying attention for a while.
A scoreless inning? Halle-fucking-lujah*
*So I lied. Sue me.
I don't care for the cut of Gregor Blanco's jib.
3-2 now. You got this chump.
Do it for Schottzie!
Holy shit, Z is already out?
What the hell kind of lineup are the Reds using, anyway?
Comment streak...
Dammit, Dusty and the Reds really, really want to show how impotent they are. You're facing Zito, and you can't score. You keep getting two guys on, and you can't score. You've got the home field advantage with one measley game to win, and you suck.
Reds, you suck.
FUCKINGSHITFUCKASSBALLS
In such a scenario, I would fully be on the Yankee bandwagon.
I will use my outdoor voice at all times, wear team gear to sporting events in which said team is not competing, and refer to all other clubs in a condescending your-guys-are-just-ok manner.
I fucking hate the Yankees, but once was enough. Fuck. Those. Guys.
Lead-off double. How will it be squandered?
Got one back. More please.
FUCK.THE.GNATS.
FUCK.THE.REDS.
Wow, this is an epic fail in play here in Cincinnati
I hate the Giants so much. It is unhealthy.
^unpossible.
It feels unhealthy right now.
Images of D. Baker not happy and the Giants winning fucks with my head sometimes.
Le sigh. Go Baltimore!
I'm on pace to hate all four outcomes.
DAMMIT! I was just about to post the same thing Gnomes said.
I'm on pace to be belligerent.
Come on, Oaktown. You're my last hope.
A's have come from behind 44 times.
Wooooah woooah is the disco call
MCA huhhuh getin rope y'all
#PaulsBoutique
Is there a porn talent show called XXX-factor?
Stephen Drew = Mark Ellis
Mike Gallego=hateHateHATE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait.....who am i rooting for again?
Nice fucking play by the A's 3b.
Fiel-duh!
Am I seriously going to go 4-0 in not having any of the teams I wanted to win, win?
Ruh oh. Apostrophes make a comeback
Holy shit, one of my picks is STILL ALIVE!!!!
3-3 man on second one out bottom of 9th
Oooooooooooooo that was close to a hit.
Is that the Domino's guy all sad in the stand?
(that is, they haven't lost yet; A's tie it with two runs in the bottom of the ninth, still one out with a RISP)
^seats,i mean
GAME OVER
Coco Loco comes through
Of course I go 1-3. I can't even be perfect in my ineptitude.
haha. you're golden,Kools.
unbelievable chokage by the teams that played bay area teams today.
*burns Neeebs' Mom's mattress*
Tomorrow i think at some time we will see the official Assassins Circle line up and i am putting a heads up. I will destroy you all.
FUCK MARLA!!
*goes into month long coma*
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