Josh Beckett (6-13, 5.05) vs. Lance Lynn (14-7, 4.04).
The Dodgers are slumping! The Cardinals are slumping! Yet, due to Rule 1.03 of the Official Rules of Major League baseball:
The winner of the game shall be that team which shall have scored, in accordance with these rules, the greater number of runs at the conclusion of a regulation game.
Yes, someone has to win! And don't forget about the resurgent Brewers and Phillies, who with the Dodgers and Cards are within three games of that sad, sad final wild card spot. Let's call it the mini card.
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Make your move, Gnomes!
Belli in for the 2R HR, then strike out the next two on 6 pitches
That is a baby?
One pitch, one out.
Ha! El Guapo.
The boys are back.
Mark Saxon @markasaxon
This game is like a pillow fight underwater
Seeing-eye single gives the Cards the 2-1 lead. Game over.
i just facepalmed so hard, my ring cracked against the back of my skull.
You gotta be fucking kidding me!!!!!
unbelievable
Sigh. Just like Batman we are not allowed to die yet.
actually very believable
You were just about right, FB.
Dodger Baseball: At least you can get some studying done.
stupid walks
why cant we have some?
it's quiet, you get a nice blanket and some snacks - it's like a picnic in the park
Dodger Baseball: drink more beer
7th inning stretch: They won't win. It's a shame.
Blerg.
I guess that's it, I'm not nearly drunk enough. Perhaps this team will look better if I have the beer goggles on.
Cy Mujica
uhoh she's gone
if she comes back with a tray of seventh-inning beers, Gnomes has to go down there and propose to her
Cardinal defense giving us a chance!
We got a break! Time to waste it.
Dee!
Matt Goorear warming up? That's it, I'm out... G' nite
Well no one told me about her
Who is this Dee kid? he looks too skinny to be a baseball player
too
Oh good, Dee "Caught Stealing" Gordon is loose on the base paths!
Bye Dee.
Opportunity: wasted.
Jesus, I'm psychic now.
boy, you sure called it, Cliff. fuck.
Shoulda slid headfirst, Dee!
Wow Dee got a nice ovation.
what a hemorrhage-inducing inning.
*sigh*
we need a fucking catcher! A good catcher would have swung at that pitch to protect the runner! get rid of AJ and bring back Navarro!
"FSN Prime Ticket: Where we try and distract you with old, great Dodger moments to blind you from the disaster right in front of you."
Vin trying realllly hard to sell the rest of the games in this series
Another leadoff double.
Is Guh-Rear already in?
These assholes owe me wins or sleep.
FUCK!
Belisario has very smooth neck skin.
@Orel I read in the latest Cosmo that he uses a new lotion from Kiehl's
No kidding? I thought he was a Body Shop guy.
iPhone 5 already sold out.
Beli gets out of it. Hard to believe we're only down one.
the Body Shop products have stuff in it that's on the MLB banned substances list, aloe I think
That would explain Melky's suspiciously supple skin.
Bobby vs. Boggs
gonna go out on a limb and say Boggs won.
Three outs left.
one run has never seemed like so many
except for last night
and the night before
And August, and those three weeks in June
how does a 2-1 game go more than three hours?
Beckett is a notoriously slow operator.
No need to ask.
Looks like our lady is gone for good.
If we get two guys on in the ninth, we can get Punto an at-bat!
@Orel - I assume she and Gnomes have retired to The Shortstop by now
Let's see if Gnomes can outscore the Dodgers.
that am/pm commercial has Beethoven spinning in his grave.
well... at least it would... y'know, if he could hear it.
League induces GIDP!
Kemp-Gonzalez-Ramirez! Heart of the order! Oh yeah! Here we go!
Let's get a couple and go home!
Isn't that what Gnomes said to that girl?
Motte's apple juice in for the save.
300+ comments in tonight's GT! Thanks, Josh Beckett!
I mean, there will be.
Two outs left.
Time for a meaningless single.
My PGT is already queued up.
that's all Matty seems to do anymore, ground out to the left side
Will Hanley take another called strike three?
@Hollandsworth 10.02p: nice comment.
Roll over, Beethoven!
Meaningless pop-up.
Despite recent trends, this is the guy we want at the plate.
yep, that's why we wanted you on our team, AGon! For fouling out, two inches from home plate!
Meaningless double!
Two hard-hit balls off Hanley's bat tonight. Both kind of died at the warning track.
i remain pessimistic on all fronts despite the double.
Betcha Victorino bunts here.
2-1 count
Has Matty checked out? Does he hang out on the rail anymore?
K here
Shane.
backwards K, perhaps?
Thanks, Neeebstradamus.
FUCK!!!
Holliday catches it this time.
That's what I get for getting suckered into thinking this team had any heart.
Mattingly pays for putting Victorino in the six spot.
oh no. we lost. didn't see it coming.
*covertly puts on White Sox cap*
Yearning for the good old MCCourt days. At least we made the playoffs
PGT up. Thanks Shane, for doing exactly as we expected you to do: SUCK.
Good lord, the thing I'm most looking forward to this weekend is UCLA football. How quickly my sports fandom has gone to pot.
What was Hillman talking to Hanley about? That looked like a serious conversation
Hillman was telling Hanley to hit it harder if Shane is batting next with two out
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