Saturday, October 22, 2011

World Series Game 3 Thread: Cardinals @ Rangers, 5p

"Okay guys, I'm finally ready to talk about Game 2. Any questions?...Really? Nobody has a single question...?"

Kyle Lohse (0-2, 7.45) vs. Matt Harrison (1-0, 4.22).

Nice to see the Rangers tie the series up with some genuine AL-style offense: bloop singles, stolen bases and sac flies. If the opening rounds of the playoffs were all about power, then the World Series has been about pitching — until tonight. The Cardinals and Rangers have scored a total of eight runs in their first two games. Expect them to exceed that in Game 3 alone.

40 comments:

Josh S. said...

SOCK SOME DINGERS.

Orel said...

DING SOME SOCCERS

Orel said...

Sorry, Fookie.

Orel said...

Who the hell is Allen Craig? 1-0 STL.

DodgersKings323 said...

Team player!! Don't remember the offseason where he wanted to be traded if he couldn't play 3B because of Beltre, he's the ultimate team player i tell ya what!!

Orel said...

Yorvit Torrealba is on the Rangers?!

Orel said...

Another shitty call!

Orel said...

Rangers need a karma-balancing DP here.

Orel said...

Mike Napoli finally does something wrong. 3-0 STL.

Orel said...

Make that 4-0 STL.

Orel said...

Theriot RBI? What the hell? 5-0 STL.

DodgersKings323 said...

The Tootblan!?!? Of all people?? This guy was one of the worst hitters the last few years, ROFL, Rangers you need pitching.

Steve Sax said...

Cards blow it open!

DodgersKings323 said...

IDK but i don't really have a problem with the Cards winning.......

Orel said...

Young HR!
Beltre single!
Cruz HR!

5-3 STL

Orel said...

What a shitty slide by Nappily.

Josh S. said...

"Napoli" is Italian for "running so slow it looks like you're going backwards."

Orel said...

Ah, shitty pitching, how we've missed thee.

Orel said...

My prediction came true! In the 5th inning!

Orel said...

Good night, Rangers. 8-3 STL.

Orel said...

This would be a comeback for the ages.

Orel said...

Hamilton is a gimp!

Orel said...

"While the Cardinals switch pitchers, Jennie-O invites you to switch to turkey." Really?

Orel said...

Beltre up, two on and no out. A HR puts the Rangers...behind by one.

Orel said...

Beltre RBI! 8-5 STL.

Orel said...

Redeem thyself, Mike Napoli.

Orel said...

RANCHO RANCHO

Orel said...

DAMMIT

Josh S. said...

Blerg.

Orel said...

Holy shit. Albert.

Orel said...

Here we go! Seven-run sixth!

DodgersKings323 said...

Anyway i'm trying this Hangar 24 Pale Ale, pretty good beer!

Orel said...

I AM ALBERT. BOW BEFORE ME.

DodgersKings323 said...

Some corndog is going to land a big contract this offseason

Spank Horst said...

Chards!

Spank Horst said...

ST. LOUIS!!

Josh S. said...

Sorry Tejas, looks like the monster has been awakened. I can officially tune out until next season.

(Or the Cards go the way of the Dodgers and use up all their runs in one night.)

Josh S. said...

I shouldn't, but I can't help being filled with rage every time Dotel looks unhittable.

Josh S. said...

Albert was a grand slam short of the home run cycle.

Jaysus!

Josh S. said...

I guess Albert read my first post.