Thursday, October 20, 2011

World Series Game 2 Thread: Rangers @ Cardinals, 5p

"One! Singular sensation!"

Colby Lewis (1-1, 3.86) vs. Jaime Garcia (0-2, 5.74).

So where's all that vaunted offense? I didn't swallow all that hype about Pujols and Hamilton and Freese and Cruz just to watch six solid innings from each starter and largely effective bullpens. I want to see slugging and stolen bases and weeping pitchers. Hit it!

AP photo

21 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Sitting in 10D, Vinny!

Dusty Baker said...

Ps - Fuck the Cards!

Hey, does anyone know the Ft. Lauderdale area at all? Specifically, where can I drink and watch the baseball game?

Dusty Baker said...

TEXAS RANGERS ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B 1. Rafael Furcal, SS
2. Elvis Andrus, SS 2. Jon Jay, CF
3. Josh Hamilton, LF 3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Michael Young, 1B 4. Lance Berkman, RF
5. Adrian Beltre, 3B 5. Matt Holliday, LF
6. Nelson Cruz, RF 6. David Freese, 3B
7. Mike Napoli, C 7. Yadier Molina, C
8. Craig Gentry, CF 8. Nick Punto, 2B

SP Colby Lewis, RHP SP Jaime Garcia, LHP

Dusty Baker said...

Josh, I really just honed in on what it is I dislike most about Tim McCarver: his propensity to OVER-analyze every minute detail (especially pitching) of the game instead of letting the game speak to itself. It's like taking a microbiology course versus just taking a walk in the park to enjoy nature.

Dusty Baker said...

Ps - where the hell is everyone?

Dusty Baker said...

I'll be alone, relaxing with my thoughts.

Dusty Baker said...

Baseball is boring - it's still 0-0. I'm going to switch over to soccer where there's a lot more offense.

Josh S. said...

Swell. Another Allen Craig blow job coming up.

Josh S. said...

If Craig ends up the World Series MVP, I may need some time away from baseball.

Orel said...

WHERE'S THE DAMN OFFENSE

Josh S. said...

Try to restrain yourself from orgasming, Buck.

Josh S. said...

@Orel

The Rangers are a goddamn mystery. They should have handed the Giants their heads. They should at least be trading hit for hit with the Cardinals. Yet they reach the World Series and immediately curl into the fetal position.

Dusty Baker said...

Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood Cardinals!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Go Kings!

Josh S. said...

Hey, Rangers won. Whattya know.

Dusty Baker said...

What's the hockey haps, fellas?

cc: Marla, Neeebs

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Kings beating Coyotes, with the third period just underway.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

2-0, is the score.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

People wanted Karl Dorrell's head, and he had winning seasons. What the hell is separating Pistol Rick from unemployment insurance?

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

My name is Eugenio Velez, and I endorse this World Series.







(yawn)

Spank Horst said...

Baseball is still being played?

(cries)