Sunday, October 16, 2011

SoSG FF: Week 6 Smack Thread

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52 comments:

Jason said...

My fantasy team cheerleaders are a motley collection of 3 drunk guys, a homeless former hand model and Neeebs' mom.

Dusty Baker said...

(smacks that ass)

Dusty Baker said...

@ Jason

Sounds like a description of SoSG Fest II.

Josh S. said...

The homeless former hand model is also a guy.

Josh S. said...

I have a feeling S/Ditty 2 is not going to go as well for me as it did the first time.

Oh wait, this is a smack thread.

Cram it with walnuts, Professor!

Spank Horst said...

*smacks Marla's ass*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

*kicks Spank in the groin*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Rex Grossman is back!

Dusty Baker said...

I think I'm going to get my ass kicked today. Also I will lose in fantasy football.

Orel said...

Congrats, team with Frank Gore!

Dusty Baker said...

You lose, team with Al Gore!

Dusty Baker said...

^ (cries)

Orel said...

Apologies, team with Gore Vidal!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh no! Poor Dusty! He's going to win by 20! My heart, she bleeds for him!

(cries him a river)

karina said...

it's true, gonna lose with Rbnlaw just because I'm too distracted with making the future I want happen

you can't have it all!

Dusty Baker said...

Get your priorities straight, Karina! ;-)

Orel said...

Can you make a McCourt-less future happen for us, Karina?

Orel said...

Whoa, throwback unis for the Rams!

Josh S. said...

I'm getting Dittied in the S.

Orel said...

There's an app for that, Josh.

karina said...

@Orel *sighs* sadly, I can't do that! in fact, I'd change my dreams to get McCourt out of the Dodgers

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh no, Dusty's now winning by 29! It's just not fair! It's just not fair! Why does he have to suffer such pain? WHY, DAMMIT?!?!?

Jason said...

If memory serves, the homeless hand model of SoSG fest II devoured a decent chunk of Mr. C's order of wings. Neeebs' mom on the other hand, devoured something much less kosher...

Dusty Baker said...

And I devoured Delino's beer when he wasn't looking.

Dusty Baker said...

Sometimes I think MRLASC mocks me.

Dusty Baker said...

Sometimes I think I want a beer.

Josh S. said...

But only sometimes.

MeanieBreanie said...

At the moment I lead Mr. Customer with his favorite play Rex Grossman at the helm. Just like fame and fortune I'm sure this lead will be fleeting.

MeanieBreanie said...

^player

MeanieBreanie said...

Yep - Grossman just went -1. Should have started Sam Bradford (cries)

Dusty Baker said...

This happens to be one of the times I want a beer.

Spank Horst said...

The Rams fucking suck!

Steve Sax said...

I hate the niners.

Josh S. said...

Mommy, make the bad teacher stop hurting me.

Steve Dittmore said...

Crying to mommy Josh?

Revenge is a dish best served with SMACK. I've my rematch with Spanky circled on the calendar.

MeanieBreanie said...

MB could not BUY A WIN to save her life.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm changing Roddy White's status to "available."

Steve Dittmore said...

Marla - Who you want for White?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'd be willing to part with him for one of McFadden or Mendenhall.

Josh S. said...

For the record, I was crying to Neeebs' mom.

Fernie V said...

Menden hall deal is on if I own him. He always scores when I bench him. Remind me of my clubbing days. My penis would only score when I benches him.

Fernie V said...

Freaking auto correct.

NicJ said...

Brady has been god awful since he cut his hair.

Josh S. said...

What's the record low in points for a D to put up? -40 from the Bears would be nice.

NicJ said...

i think the lowest a defense can score is -10

NicJ said...

Looks like Sean Peyton is going to have to steal some more Vicodin.

Dusty Baker said...

Good game so far, Nic. You'll probably sneak by me - we both have one player left.

NicJ said...

doubtful, i already wrote this week off. It was my worst bye week.

rbnlaw said...

Sorry karina, but WINNING!
duh?

Josh S. said...

I'm getting straight up MeanieBreanied.

Fernie V said...

Neeb's Mom gave it to me good

Central Valley Fan said...

Don't call it a comeback I've... wait it IS a comeback, first win of the season!

I'm glad I followed Jonah Hill's advice in Moneyball!