Friday, October 07, 2011

NLDS Game 5 MegaThread™: Oct. 7

Even in an NLDS thread we can't stop making fun of Russell Martin.

  • NLDS Game 5: Diamondbacks @ Brewers, 2p
    Ian Kennedy (0-1, 5.40) vs. Yovani Gallardo (1-0, 1.13).
  • NLDS Game 5: Cardinals @ Phillies, 5:30p
    Chris Carpenter (0-0, 12.00) vs. Roy Halladay (1-0, 3.38).

Now that the Tigers have restored sanity to the baseball universe by knocking the Yankees out of the playoffs, it's time for the Cardinals to take out those punk-ass Phillies (sorry, Dusty!) and for the Brewers to put a stop to the Snakes' hot streak. Unlike yesterday, every team is trotting out a Quality Starter™. No cookies today!

105 comments:

MR.F said...

WHOO MEGATHREAD WHOOOOOOOOOOO

DodgersKings323 said...

Did i tell you guys about the dude i saw in AZ? He had a shirt that said "Last name; Ever, First name; Greatest" :D Of course i was like "middle name; douche?" Who even makes such a thing?

Has anyone seen that show American Horror Story?

MR.F said...

Nobody cares about the NLDS?

MR.F said...

Currently a tie-game between the d-bags and the beers.

Dusty Baker said...

@DK323

I'm still processing what you just wrote. Might need to check myself into a mental facility. We're not going to make it, are we?

You nailed the middle name.

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr. F

I care.

MR.F said...

A sprite commercial featured that as a lyric.

MR.F said...

D-Bags threatening in the 6th. Runners on 1st and 3rd with 2 outs.

MR.F said...

DB, you complete me.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just came back from Moneyball.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I also saw AHS Wednesday.

MR.F said...

Gallardo got out of it. Still tied.

Dusty Baker said...

This is a quintessential playoff game. Every pitch and every baserunner mean something.

I like how you referred to the Brewers as the beers earlier, Fanerman.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Unintentional intentional walk.

Josh S. said...

Wiki Leaks is turrible.

MR.F said...

Bunting could not possibly have been the best course of action.

Dusty Baker said...

What a catch by Chris Young!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Jiminy Christmas

Dusty Baker said...

Is there something new w Wiki Leaks, Josh?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The guy everybody hates with a big ribee.

Dusty Baker said...

Beers go up 2-1.

MR.F said...

Hooray for beer!

Dusty Baker said...

beerBeerBEER!!!!

MR.F said...

Saito!

Josh S. said...

Like the Brewers, but can't bring myself to root for K-Rod.

Dusty: Wiki Leaks=Ricky Weeks.

Also, fuck you K-Rod.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

K-Rod, you suck-diddly-uck.

Dusty Baker said...

@Josh

Oh, yeah, that's right. Your brother in law coined that, right?

Josh S. said...

Grand slam by Kat Von D-Bag coming here.

DodgersKings323 said...

Was it any good i didn't see it? I wanted to see Moneyball this week too

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCKING PARRA

MR.F said...

Yeah, fuck O'Parra.

DodgersKings323 said...

Will be funny if after mentioning their record when leading late they go on to blow it, we all know that doesn't matter in the postseason!

Dusty Baker said...

I want to run over Parra with a freight train. Arrogant little git.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BALLS

DodgersKings323 said...

When the Brewers only came away with one run in that inning i got the feeling the Dbacks would come back and steal this. Nice job for not bunting early by Gibbie.

MR.F said...

Fucking d-bags.

Josh S. said...

John Broxford.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I think it may be time to pull Axford.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Who's pitching, Troncoso?

MR.F said...

1 out

MR.F said...

2 outs on fielder's choice

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAYUM.

Josh S. said...

So, either a Brewers walkoff or free baseball?

I can dig it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

So close, Jerry. So close.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

46

Dusty Baker said...

RED ALERT:I'M OUT OF BEER

MR.F said...

47

MR.F said...

Damnit Dusty!!!

MR.F said...

Free baseball!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Finish him!

Josh S. said...

I predicted Brewers in 5, but now It can only be Brewers in 5.111111111 at the least.

Dusty Baker said...

Furcal with a leadoff triple in the other game going on.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

54

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

STUPID BUNTS.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Silly Hank White.

MR.F said...

Scoring position with 1 out!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

THE BREWERS WIN!!! THE BREWERS WIN!!!

Dusty Baker said...

And.....it's the Beers.

Da Beers.

MR.F said...

BEER!!!!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Cool...inside fireworks.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Indoor fireworks? That can't be safe.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT.

Dusty Baker said...

Damn, Nyjer.

MR.F said...

And it's 1-0 Cardinals in the late game.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Eucker sounds like an old time boxing announcer.

Dusty Baker said...

The Phiwwies aren't going to lose this, are they?

el montanero said...

Confusion between Poo-hole and Puto? Call it, dumbasses!

el montanero said...

Placido Polanco sounds like he ought to be a tenor.

MR.F said...

Skip Schumacher being removed from the game?

Dusty Baker said...

Holy spit...thought that ball was out of the Yard.

MR.F said...

Carpenter got out of that jam.

el montanero said...

Holy Hell, Carpenter! Rainy days and not running out grounders always get me down.

MR.F said...

6 innings through. Still 1-0.

el montanero said...

Cards have something going in the 8th...

Josh S. said...

Fuckman with a chance to put it out of reach.

MR.F said...

Can Mothballs extend the lead?

Josh S. said...

They're gonna wish they got something there.

MR.F said...

No.

el montanero said...

Poop.

el montanero said...

Fookie!!!

el montanero said...

Is there anyone that doesn't play that fucking Journey song in the 8th inning?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

C'mon, Cards! Beat Dusty's team!

Mr. Customer said...

Here we are, then.

Mr. Customer said...

That's one...

Mr. Customer said...

That's two!

Mr. Customer said...

Gritty out right there by Pence.

Josh S. said...

SUCK IT, PHILLIES!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Woohoo! Dusty's team loses!

Mr. Customer said...

That's THREE! Go eat a D, Victorino!

Mr. Customer said...

Now I can hate the Cards properly again! GO BREWERS!

Josh S. said...

Whoa. Sniper took out Howard.

Mr. Customer said...

I don't like the Phils in the least, but that looked pretty bad.

el montanero said...

Thanks for taking out the asshole Phillies, Cards...now lose! Go Brew Crew!

DodgersKings323 said...

RAFFFFYYY!!!!

DodgersKings323 said...

Howard and A-Roid how many million dollar busts?

MR.F said...

Wow. No Yankees, Red Sox, or Phillies. I like!

Dusty Baker said...

Last year Howard left the bat on his shoulder for the last out, and this year he got picked off by a sniper running to first. Feel bad for him. As much as I hate the Phiwwies I can't hate RHo.

Dusty Baker said...

Now I can fully focus on hating the Shards.

Dusty Baker said...

[Not 100]

Steve Sax said...

Holy. cow.

Steve Sax said...

And now Howard has a torn Achilles?

Holy sht

MR.F said...

That sucks for Howard =/

Spank Horst said...

Shit happens.

#ryanhoward

#laughs

Steve Sax said...

Milwaukee-St Louis, the NLCS America (and Fox) wanted to see