Rubby De La Rosa (3-4, 4.31) vs. Aaron Harang (7-2, 3.71).
There are certain Dodger fans who will boycott today's game, but would it be too much to ask for the Dodger bats not to join them? The Dodgers are coming off back-to-back shutouts, but yesterday's Frito Latos of the team's offense almost wasted a tenacious effort by Chad Billingsley.
It would be great if the Dodgers could Harang ten off of Aaron, to turn him into a lemon Harang pie. And if they can't against the NL West's second-worst, then Ned Colletti has got to start thinking about Haranging it up.
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Will you please stop Haranguing us with this constant Ned-bashing? He's simply Aaron on the side of caution.
Gwynn LF
Furcal SS
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Uribe 3B
Navarro C
Carroll 2B
De la Rosa P
It's going to be hot out there today, monkeys. Bring sunscreen or you may get a Harang-a-tan.
Dusty Baker LF
Mr. Customer SS
Karen RF
Paul CF
Karina 1B
Jason 3B
Spank C
Fernie V 2B
Pistol Pete Reiser P
@ PPR
1 is for Beanball.
There are no other signs.
Mr Customer, you're a little short
BENCH ME? I'LL BENCH YOU!
I am going with the old school Oakley sunglasses in Center.
I'm currently marking my territory on third.
Dusty leading off. Better place a keg on first....and second and third with a G and T at home.
Damn. A guy gets distracted, and he's sent down to AAA (Memories of Kevin Malone).
I will earn my way back into the line-up, you'll see.
You'll all see!
@Josh. Sounds like a night I spent in Tijuana several years ago.
Rubby gets the high strike!
Are we calling him Rub-E?
Main page updated with boycott pics.
Meh. I call our boycott, "Living in OC and hating the drive in."
I also call it, "Fuck Frank and his $15 parking!" If I go to Anaheim Stadium, I can park just as close for as little as $5, and I can tailgate safely. The drawback is, of course, having to stomach an Angel game.
The amount of disgust in Buck's voice when he listed Dioner's BA made him sound like one of us.
Seriously, how can you tell people are boycotting? It looks like most games this season.
I was going to say the same thing, Josh.
Saturday day games are sparsely populated unless it's a marquee match up.
The Pods never draw. . .not even in SD.
And I tire of McStupid's haranguing the franchise.
#deadhorsebeaten
I predicted after scoring 6 runs on Thurday we would score 5 this whole series. That might be enough to sweep.
This Heath Bell bullshit has to stop.
Hey all - trying to get Delino II to nap. Apparently Dodger Stadium needs bobbleheads EVERY game to get people there. I think Jason Grabowski's overdue
Dollar dodger dog day?
Why am I not there?
I'm stuck with Braves - Phillies here. Boooo!
Bobbleheads that shoot fireworks=full season sellout.
Yes, the NL East standings are particularly relevant to this game.
Frankly, the NL West standings aren't all that relevant to this game, either.
Fireworks that shoot unwanted Mattingly bobbleheads: sellout number two
Vince Coleman Fireworks Night: missed opportunity for that Mets series
Let's go, Rubster
Down goes Harang to end the fifth-inning threat!
0-0, mid 5
Hey everyone, Aaron Harang is throwing a NO-HITTER. Tell your friends!
sweet jeebus, the offense is even more impotent than normal.
Kemp don't need no hits to be awesome.
Loney IBB? What the?
Now would be a good time for another triple.
DIE, ONER!
That was utterly predictable.
DIONER you suck
But at least I can take joy in the fact that Joe Buck is caught in the hell of having to call this horrific game.
Might I suggest "Die, Owner!" as an alternative.
Ya know, 'cause it's topical.
We still don't have a fuckin hit.
Ironic: "Turn Me Loose" in background of radio broadcast at the end of the ^ 7...
Loverboy >>> ABC
Buck sounds like I feel.
Joe Buck is delivering this game with the enthusiasm of a corpse.
Ha, ha!
Rally? What's this?
I feel like a zombie fan right now.
*eats hand with beer in it*
There is a very real possibility that we could get no-hit and still win.
Great bunt, that.
I'm a fan of zombies.
Hey Fookie get a hit again.
Andre, show us some all-star love here
Time to cut the shit, Dre.
Zombies are the best. This team is the walking dead.
1-1 to Ethier
2-1 to Ethier
3-1 to Ethier
3-2 to Ethier, Andre taking that last pitch
*sulks*
uhm
Dammit Andre
You're giving the Padres a NO-HITTER!
Crap I wanted a four run one hit inning.
HATE. THIS.
Seriously,Shoot me.
Please.
All zeroes in the fox broadcast booth too
This goes back to the philosophical question if a No-hitter is thrown and no one is there to see it, is it really a no hitter?
Joe Buck sounds like shit.
I mean, more so than usual.
Dodgers - zero hits.
Delino II - zero nap.
What is the actual ass-in-seat attendance for this crap?
Joe Buck's finest moment was when Artie Lange went on his show and tore him to shreds.
Well if the Dodgers hit a homerun off Taco Bell that would be fun.
Or when he was introduced to Barry Bonds.
Why the fuck would you need a 3D phone?
The only game I can recall with just one hit was Koufax's perfecto.
It's Hero Time... to quote Henry Rollins.
Speaking of 3D, at a sneak preview of Harry Potter 7 Pt. 2 this morning, we could choose 2D or 3D. Those of us that chose 2D were treated like second class citizens, forced to stand in the sun until all the 3D patrons were seated.
Thanks, Matt!
My favorite wizard is Shazam.
Kemp strikes out on 3 pitches?
Really, you'd think he'd layoff one of those sliders.
That was old school Kemp.
I did not enjoy that K.
Loney walk off.
Book it.
Impatient and swinging away...
Never see 3D unless it was filmed in 3D. I'd rather stand out in the blazing sun than see crappy 3D.
Without spoiling it, how was the movie?
Is Voldemort really Harry Potter's dad?
Voldemort is a Yankee.
Wouldn't it be funny if Loney won it here?
Usually the team with one hit doesn't have the most. sigh. a single tear.
I've only seen Avatar in 3D. I figure that's as good as it's going to get, so why bother.
I just had a frighting thought a 12 inning no hit loss.
Thanks, James!
Save us, Obi Juan Uribe, you're our only hope.
Don't get me started on this guy.
Transformers 3 was awful. But the 3D looked great.
Apparently, Michael Bay's never met a woman outside of a high end brothel.
AWWW YEAHHHHH
Obviously.
OH MY!!!!!!!
omg! Uribe is my favorite!...
No no-no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urinetown
THANK THE GODS!
Mets and Padres, still the only teams without no-hitters!
A hit!!!!!!
Dinner time.
I think the casting call for Transformers 3 actually WAS outside of a high-end brothel.
Just a bit outside
@DelinO, Mr. C - Stop disparaging high-end brothels.
Or inside
I'm not. It's where my parents met :-)
Dinner?
Obviously.
OMG
LIKELY HEROES
Your stache is disturbing Gregerson.
No shit?
Pick the 2 most unlikely heroes.
Dinner time!!!!
McStupid sounds disgusted. Good.
Fuck that guy.
. . .and Buck. You're both getting paid too much to watch a game and talk.
Fuckers.
I think we have finally met a team in a sadder state than us.
We make Party!!!
Either fans need to protest every home game or we need to play the Padres every day.
Hooray for finally beating a team we should beat!
#twins?
Brian Wilson only wants to fight cancer because it mocked his hand gestures.
Does Dioner now have the team lead in walk-offs?
@DelinO: The movie was GREAT. Turns out Voldemort's Harry's SON. Didn't see that coming.
Well fuck me. We Won!
Buck called Kemp's tackle "weak form." Yes, because you really want to knock the shit out of your teammate (even if it is Dioner).
Idiot.
Congrats to Derek "seriously, Minka Kelly? WOW!" Jeter for out-hitting the Dodgers and Padres combined today.
Buck needs to stfu, grab a dictionary, and look up "nepotism".
He really critiqued Kemp? What a tool.
Hey, this is out first 3 game win streak ain't it?
THREE IN A ROW, BABY
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