The Horror! The Horror!

SI's scariest athletes list included such terrors as Kimbo Slice (the beater of bums), Ray Lewis (the beater of convictions), a hockey player named Satan, and BLAKE DEWITT!

And since we're on Mr. DeWitt, let me be the first to tip my hat. After watching him knock in three runs against the Phils in Game 3, Orel and I declared "He's no longer a Joyce. Now he's a man."