Thursday, February 28, 2008

Poll: Which is the Least Real?

These days, with scruples seemingly decreasing as quickly as science, pressure to perform, and media scrutiny are increasing, it's becoming more and more difficult to tell what's real. We thusly pose our next poll...

Which of the following is the least real?


1) Roger Clemens' statistics after age 40

W L ERA K K/9
Roger Clemens (2002-2007) 74 39 3.23 944 8.25

2) Bill Belichick's Super Bowl victories

3) Shawn Marion's excitement at being traded from Phoenix (34-15) to Miami (9-39)

"I'm looking forward to it. I'm a Miami Heat player."
-Shawn Marion, Feb 7, 2008


4) Jennifer Love Hewitt's cans

Which is the Least Real?
Clemens' stats
Marion's excitement
Belichick's championships
Love Hewitt's cans
  
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12 comments:

Steve Sax said...

I thought "cans" referred to buttocks, not cleavages.

Eric Karros said...

Hmmm...I always thought 'cans' was an informal term for hoo-ha's.

Steve Sax said...

So when Steve Martin screams, "The cans! Keep away from these cans!" in The Jerk, he wasn't referring to Hewitt (or Bernadette Peters, for that matter)?

Orel said...

Trying not to take the hoo-ha bait....

Eric Karros said...

This might necessitate another poll.

What does "cans" refer to?:

1) Cylindrical metal containers
2) Breasts
3) Buttocks
4) An annual film festival held in the south of France

Delino DeShields said...

Anyone who thinks "cans" is slang for buttocks, obviously has never used it correctly. Or seen a pair for that matter! (Personally, I'm more partial to "rack")

Steve Sax said...

Oh believe me, Delino, I've used cans correctly.

Orel said...

cans

Steve Sax said...

EK, your next graph should be amount of comments on Dodger-related posts vs. non-Dodger-related posts.

Delino DeShields said...

Can't fault the increase of posts here. Isn't gravity merely an attraction to the largest object in the vicinity?

Orel said...

can

Eric Karros said...

Only 11% said 'Love Hewitt's cans'. I'm surprised more people don't love them.