In what may be my most chillingly insightful post to date, I submit for your consideration the following hypothesis: Anytime entertainment executives convene to engineer a group of diverse, female, cartoon-like characters, the same five stereotypes will result - Sassy Redhead, Pouty Brunette, Cleavaged African-American, Pony-Tailed Brunette, and Spritely Blonde. Observe:
| Stereo- type: |
"American Gladiators" |
"Spice Girls" |
| Sassy Redhead |
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| Pouty Brunette |
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| Cleavaged African- American |
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| Pony- Tailed Brunette |
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| Spritely Blonde |
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11 comments:
Supporting Dataset C: "SoSG"
Sassy Redhead: Lasorda
Pouty Brunette: Sax
Cleavaged African-American: EK
Pony-Tailed Brunette: AC
Spritely Blonde: Delino
Supporting dataset D: Reservoir Dogs
Steve Buscemi (Mr. Pink): Sassy Redhead
Tim Roth (Mr. Orange): Pony-tailed Brunette
Quentin Tarantino (Mr. Brown): Pouty Brunette
Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde): Spritely Blonde (at least by name)
Harvey Keitel (Mr. White): Cleavaged African-American (in the dark)
Orel I see you conveniently left yourself out of the mix. You are way more Pouty Brunette than Sax is.
Ouch, you want Orel replacing me? I'm pouting even more now.
I think Posh made me lose an eye.
Sax, I'd say Orel is Pouty Brunette, you are Sassy Redhead, Pedro is Pony-tailed Brunette, AC is Spritely Blonde and I guess I agree with Orel that I am Cleavaged African American. Lasorda and Delino I can't really say. Ok it's frightening that I actually put some thought into the above.
I think Lasorda is Pete Best.
What happened to all these pictures? They're not loading any more...
Yeah I don't know, I tried re-loading them but still no. I guess the post was too controversial.
They're back! For me, anyway.
Part of the Brady Bill includes a 4-day waiting period on particularly dangerous posts.
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