These days, with scruples seemingly decreasing as quickly as science, pressure to perform, and media scrutiny are increasing, it's becoming more and more difficult to tell what's real. We thusly pose our next poll...
Which of the following is the least real?
1) Roger Clemens' statistics after age 40
| W | L | ERA | K | K/9 | |
| Roger Clemens (2002-2007) | 74 | 39 | 3.23 | 944 | 8.25 |
2) Bill Belichick's Super Bowl victories
3) Shawn Marion's excitement at being traded from Phoenix (34-15) to Miami (9-39)
"I'm looking forward to it. I'm a Miami Heat player."
-Shawn Marion, Feb 7, 2008
4) Jennifer Love Hewitt's cans
12 comments:
I thought "cans" referred to buttocks, not cleavages.
Hmmm...I always thought 'cans' was an informal term for hoo-ha's.
So when Steve Martin screams, "The cans! Keep away from these cans!" in The Jerk, he wasn't referring to Hewitt (or Bernadette Peters, for that matter)?
Trying not to take the hoo-ha bait....
This might necessitate another poll.
What does "cans" refer to?:
1) Cylindrical metal containers
2) Breasts
3) Buttocks
4) An annual film festival held in the south of France
Anyone who thinks "cans" is slang for buttocks, obviously has never used it correctly. Or seen a pair for that matter! (Personally, I'm more partial to "rack")
Oh believe me, Delino, I've used cans correctly.
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EK, your next graph should be amount of comments on Dodger-related posts vs. non-Dodger-related posts.
Can't fault the increase of posts here. Isn't gravity merely an attraction to the largest object in the vicinity?
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Only 11% said 'Love Hewitt's cans'. I'm surprised more people don't love them.
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