Sunday, February 17, 2008

The Next Evolution of UFC

The mettle of a man is not measured by his heroes, his breeding, nor his education. It's measured by how many five year olds he can conquer. (But you already knew that)


You're one click away from finding out what kind of man you really are, based on your honest answers to a series of Blade-Runner-replicant-exam questions. I lost points due to my never being trampled (though I came very close to being drawn and quartered at an Alice in Chain concert). Not helping matters were my height (short, but taller than Steve Sax), weight (too much), and kick height (too low). But I gained vanquished children based on my tendency to fight dirty.

Not sure how accurate this scale is. I spent a few hours today with my energetic four-year-old cousin, and feel like I was in a triathalon. Sidebar: how many children do you think Barry Bonds could conquer?


Orel said...

How much is that dating site paying you?

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

That's a dating site? I got sent the direct link. D'oh. Don't tell Mrs. Delino.

Eric Karros said...

It says I can take on 15 five-year-olds. I guess that's equivalent to three 25-year-olds?

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

I'm one five year old more powerful than you, karros.