Friday, February 08, 2008

Determine the Most Dynamic Dodger Duo

To commemorate this weekend's 111-screen release of Paris Hilton's latest cinematic magnum opus The Hottie and the Nottie (criminally ineligible for Oscar consideration this year), we're letting you crown the Dodger couple most worthy of the "Hottie and Nottie" title. Is it:

Vice Chairman and President Jamie McCourt & Chairman Frank McCourt?

Assistant GM Kim Ng & GM Ned "Sexylegs" Colletti?

former Senior VP of Communications Camille Johnston & current Chief Marketing Officer Charles Steinberg?

catcher Russell Martin & second baseman Jeff Kent?

celebrity sports blogger Alyssa "Smurfette" Milano & a bunch of anonymous Dodger bloggers?

Who is Dodgerdom's premier "Hottie and Nottie" couple?
Jamie & Frank
Kim & Sexylegs
Camille & Charles
Russell & Jeff
Alyssa & faceless bloggers
Free polls from

UPDATE: The Hottie and the Nottie grossed $9,000 on Friday, with a $81 per-screen average.

UPDATE: Weekend total = $25,000 with a $225 per-screen average.


Delino DeShields, Sr said...

The Writers of SoSG and their spouses/significant others

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

To paraphrase... It made $225 per screen for the whole weekend. About 20 people per screen... or a little over 2000 people total. I think we'll hear about these brave 2000 people a few years from now, as the long term effects of seeing Hottie and Nottie begin to manifest.

Orel said...

Perhaps they will become anonymous baseball bloggers.

Steve Sax said...

I like how the picture makes us look like relatives of Jack in the Box.

Rob said...

$225 per appearance is what she should be making. On second thought, I think she owes me money for just existing.

Steve Sax said...

Rob, I don't think that's an hourly rate.