Brandon McCarthy (1-0, 7.20) vs. James "Bill" Paxton (0-1, 3.00).
James Paxton has a 9-5 career record including his 0-1 2015 numbers (2.68 lifetime ERA). As a three-time minor league all-star for Seattle, however, one might think Paxton has a million dollar arm. Alas, his salary is only $519K, perhaps speaking to the frailty of his starts (seven innings is about Paxton's vertical limit, as he's only exceeded that once in his career), as well as a persistent knee problem. He's known for his fastball, which hasn't hit speeds of 90mph of late; he also goes to the sinker, but as for his curve, he's not known for having much of a twister.
A simple plan for the Dodgers might be to show some of the offensive strength we put on display Sunday (when the Dodgers score six runs or more, we win; three runs or less, we lose). McCarthy notched nine strikeouts in his 2015 debut, and the starting lineup of the Mariners has only two players (SS Brad Miller and LF Dustin Ackley) batting .300+; but one false move against someone like Nelson Cruz or Robinson Cano could easily result in a titanic shot--and then it's [Spy Kids 3:] Game Over. Let's be efficient then, Brandon, and not let this game stretch to the edge of tomorrow!
Oh, and speaking of our lucky GT theming of 2 guns:
more Bill Paxton, from the SoSG archives: 2009 caption contest
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Barney SS
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Van Slyke LF
Guerrero 3B
Pederson CF
Ellis C
McCarthy P
That's...a lineup.
Does Donnie think an interleague game means minor league game?
It looks like a Sunday lineup. Donnie Baseball is up to his questionable managing again.
Saxy is on his game tonight
@FB: If that game is Marvel Puzzle Quest, then yes
COL 2, SF 0 final
(that was the Giants' home opener)
geez, this isn't a good start. 2-0 SEA
Nelson Cruz hits a two-run HR. 2-0 SEA through 1
hey, a scoreless inning! 2-0 through 1.5
Our MPQ alliance is #1361 on Prodigal Sun. If we can just keep north of #2500th place in the next 19 hours, we should get 50 HP. I'm guessing we will make it.
Just in case anyone is wondering.
SVS one out walk!
(why am i excited about a one-out walk?!)
Guerrero swings for fences, Ks. Two out
re: GameDay: the Hyatt Place window framing ad has a pretty shocking color scheme. It's annoying.
Joc makes the third out. 2-0 SEA through 2.
Come for boobs, stay for the snark!
Paxton has a NO-HITTER through 3...
K-K-Kombo breaker!
About to head out to my local gamestop to pick up the new Mortal Kombat X...
James Paxton has a NO-HITTER through three
2-0 SEA
@Alex: DAMMIT
AZ 4, @SD 0, B2
McCarthy serving up batting practice.
back to back HR for Seattle: 4-0 M's
Maybe McCarthy, chillaxes on his twitter game...
Yuck.
Kyle Seager was a frickin' .167 hitter before that HR. Way to go
5 Ks for McCarthy now. He's either K or HR
Olivia Munn as Psylocke. Great casting call!
SVS with another one-out walk!
come on alex, rancho ardiendo and one out...
Olivia Munn mentioned and no-hitter broken up. Can we keep the GT theme going with Olivia Munn?
RUN(s)!!!
Guerrero sac fly gets us on the board, 4-1
@Alex 8.08p: I will get anything started with Olivia Munn.
if pederson can't get something happening, we go to Ellis...
Pederson!
Now if McCarthy can keep the ball in the park we have a game.
to anyone watching the game: how did SVS advance to second on Guerrero's sac fly? Was it a missed throw?
Ellis --> third out
Sax or AC...Who is Olivia Munn??
4-3 Seattle through 4
@saxy No one was covering second
in between innings, mlb.com gameday advert for 2 for $4 BK Croissandwich.
That looks really disgusting.
@alex: thanks. SVS, man. Making it happen
DAMMIT McCARTHY, QUIT SERVING UP HR BALLS
So much for the 'Keeping the ball in the park' theory.
@Karen Olivia Munn
Alex...Wow.
take one for the team Brandon, lean into a pitch
PUIG!!!
PUIG HR!
5-4 M's
AGon double, but I am guessing we strand him
Happily, I am wrong!
Kendrick ties the game at 5
Paxton with a 5.91 ERA. McCarthy is at 8.10
SVS ground out.
5-5 through 5
Darwin Barney, now 0-for-3
Mariners 5 6 0
Dodgers 5 6 0
Cano line out, Cruz Ks.
Seager Ks, so McCarthy's ERA dips to 7.36
Just barely snagged a Stone Arrogant Bastard before end of 7th here. Dusty checking into dis bish!
I once had a dog. Her name...Olivia Munn
@Sax
Playing MPQ Produgal Son from the Yard, Vinny!
Spanky with the Olivia Munn drive by...
oh god, donnie is doing the quick-change relief pitcher dance again
...and Donnie is RIGHT! Paco gets cano swinging
5-5, mid 8
Orel you aint done shit in this Prodifal Son round. Step up mang!
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH HAROLD REYNOLDS HOW TO SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Matt Kemp with a big time base running blunder for the Madres. Once a Dodger always a Dodger.
well shit. tied at the bottom of the tenth. time to start streaming the game
2 on one out
DRE DAY!
lot more people in the stands at the Dodgers game than at PetCo park for this years baseball darling Padres
Bases loaded for Crawdude!
Vin: "Here comes four wide ones for Adrian"
He's been hanging out in the pavilions
don't strikeout,mofo
horrible swing
2-2 to Guerrero
Guerrero walk off!!!!
WE MAKE WALK OFF PARTY!!!
PGT up
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