Brandon McCarthy (0-0, -.--) vs. Andrew Cashner (0-0, -.--)
I say we quickly move on from last night's bunglefest, since reaction on Twitter today has been of the "Burn it all down! Season over!" variety.
Speaking of Twitter, Brandon McCarthy, making his official Dodger debut, is quite the Twitterer...
she can't see your jeans you dummy pic.twitter.com/9IGszNlQLi
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 25, 2015He even Photoshopped his own avatar, seen above. Just look at that detail work. It's almost Sons-esque! Certainly, he deserves to win his debut for this masterpiece alone, don'tcha think?
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You liked last night's lineup? Here it is again:
Rollins
Puig
Gonzalez
Kendrick
Grandal
Crawford
Uribe
Pederson
McCarthy
no Ethier again?
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Oh we up in dis bish alright. By dis bish I mean this space, and at my local MEX with no video of the game.
Upton goes yard with Matty on base. 2-0 Bad Guys.
AGONE!! 2-1 Bad Dudes.
Just sat down. 28RS
Cashner walks McCarthy with bases RA to force in tying run. 2-2.
Hey Bud! Long time!
Uribe scores on force. 3-2 Good Guys.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mofo is safe!!
Spanky's right. JRoll was safe.
Mattingly challenges and WINS! Rollins is safe, bases juiced, Dodgers in the lead 3-2
what is this?? Spring training??
and just like that, Puig kills the momentum with a GIDP
first pitch swinging on Cashner, really Puig?
And then caught in a baserunning gaffe?
C'mon, Yasiel!
looks like J Roll fell asleep and should have gone to third
Gameday still says 3-2, not 4-2
That was...something
Gameday finally makes it 4-2, with the Cashner K
what's so wrong about booing Kemp? He is on a RIVAL team. Stoopid announcers
Behave yourself Spank.
this motherfucker is hot!! #Gonzo
A-Gon, again! 5-2 Dodgers
what did gonzalez do with turner coming into the dugout? was that them posing for a selfie (pretend)?
Wow, that HR was totally catchable...maybe not by Kemp however
Kendrick with a no-out single
Gonzalez now batting .727 for the year
Kendrick out from here to Fresno. CS
Sax...Agon and JT have been doing the 'selfie' shot after Agon's homers.
Gandalf walks.
wow they gave Crawford a single on that?
grandal still batting .000
@karen 8.10p: thanks Karen!
what the fuck is that, Uribe? infield fly?
C'mon, Joc
Pederson Ks on a check swing. Boooooo.
5-2 LA through 3
Not feelin Joc yet. Still looks like a sub-rookie.
nice curve,mick
nice curve,mick
how does brandon mccarthy have 8 Ks through 3.2?!
5-2 LA, B4
Tonight's game is kind of strange.
Fire Mattingly
i shouldn't have drunk Cactus Cooler with my slices of pizza. i think i see God
two on, two out...
K #9 for Brandon
5-2 Dodgers, mid 5
9 strikeouts for mick
ADRIAN FUCKING GONZALEZ WAY UP IN DIS BITCH!
Holy cats, A-Gone!
Sweet mother of shit AGon! I want to hump thee!
Vin takin us to church up in dis bish
it's time to give up the lead. Hooray!
Donnie needs to go get his pitcher.
yep. bring in The Bomb Squad! Shelling Time!
Muttingly goes through pitchers like Wilt Chamberlain went through rubbers.
Paco's a LOOGY.
When does the Sox Yankees game start?
The 1-2 Paco/Pedro Punch.
Spanky playing the Chamberlain/rubbers card early in the season.
Nice one Joc!
That song will forever be linked to Tommy in my brain.
This SD pitcher has near- Turk Wendell levels of OCD.
i predict the Padres tying the game and Ethier hitting a walkoff foul tip on his shin for an x-ray in the 9th.
Even more amazing than three dingers in one game. Gonzos fIVE homers only netting him 6rbi. Does anyone get on base anymore?
rbi's are overrated.
RBI single? Weak.
(kidding)
I'm embarrassed by my last tweet, but it had to be done.
52,204. Lotta people wanted in on that hot short-sleeve jacket action.
You were referring to the original, so you're ok.
Total Recall tweet = gold
Kemp'd
We makes party!
Heh. Rubbers.
Post-Game Thread UP!
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