Brandon McCarthy (0-0, -.--) vs. Andrew Cashner (0-0, -.--)
I say we quickly move on from last night's bunglefest, since reaction on Twitter today has been of the "Burn it all down! Season over!" variety.
Speaking of Twitter, Brandon McCarthy, making his official Dodger debut, is quite the Twitterer...
she can't see your jeans you dummy pic.twitter.com/9IGszNlQLi— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 25, 2015
He even Photoshopped his own avatar, seen above. Just look at that detail work. It's almost Sons-esque! Certainly, he deserves to win his debut for this masterpiece alone, don'tcha think?