Anderson has been a surprising lift for the Dodgers.
Brett Anderson (1-0, 3.27) vs. Tim Lincecum (0-1, 2.25)
BRING OUT YOUR HATE! BRING OUT YOUR HATE! It's time to square off against the "you-may-have-won-it-all-last-year-but-now-it's-an-odd-year-so-you-suck-donkey-nuts" Giants.
The Giants are a woeful 4-10 to start the season, having lost 9 of their last 10. The Dodgers are hotter than a blog full of gratuitous boob pics. What does this mean for this series? Probably nothing! If precedent holds, however, the Gnats will be crushed under the weight of the Lucky Boobs Streak (patent pending), just like these beer cans.