Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Game 13 Thread: April 21 @ Giants, 7p


Anderson has been a surprising lift for the Dodgers.

Brett Anderson (1-0, 3.27) vs. Tim Lincecum (0-1, 2.25)

BRING OUT YOUR HATE! BRING OUT YOUR HATE! It's time to square off against the "you-may-have-won-it-all-last-year-but-now-it's-an-odd-year-so-you-suck-donkey-nuts" Giants.

The Giants are a woeful 4-10 to start the season, having lost 9 of their last 10. The Dodgers are hotter than a blog full of gratuitous boob pics. What does this mean for this series? Probably nothing! If precedent holds, however, the Gnats will be crushed under the weight of the Lucky Boobs Streak (patent pending), just like these beer cans.

44 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Rollins SS
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Grandal C
Crawford LF
Uribe 3B
Pederson CF
Anderson P

Hideo Nomo said...

Chris Heisey sighting in the clubhouse. No one knows why.

Hideo Nomo said...

"@dylanohernandez:
Heisey said he expects to be officially recalled tomorrow."

So, uh, OK.

spank said...

I LOVE THIS BLOG!

Steve Sax said...

Awesome GT, Gnomes

spank said...

band practice is this evening so i'm gonna miss the hate up in dis bish. dammit.

i expect y'all to carry my hate..carry my hate a long time...

karen said...

While Spanky is making the beautiful music I will march forward into the darkness known as BirdShit Park.

hateHateHATE

Alex said...

Does Pablo Sandoval bailing for Boston mean we can't use this anymore?

karen said...

@Alex...Lets keep it.

karen said...

Vinny sizing up the frisco weather as only Vinny can do. 56 and windy.

karen said...

Timmeh just ain't Timmeh without the long, greasy hair.

karen said...

1-0 Evil end of 2.

Dusty Baker said...

Don't wash yer hair, Timmeh!

Dusty Baker said...

Heisey expects to be recalled as in someone remembers that he exists?

karen said...

Pubes singles in Panic. 2-0 Evil.

karen said...

Brett Pamela Anderson Lee stinking up BirdShit Park. 4-0 Evil.

Dusty Baker said...

Sweet shitsucking jesus, Anderson. Laying a big ole egg tonight. Pro tip: We hate these guys and like to try to beat them.

karen said...

Memo to Sons: WE NEED BIGGER BOOBS

Dusty Baker said...

Guerrero hit puts us on the board finally. 4-1 non-greasers.

karen said...

Sweet mother of all that is good we scored a run. 4-1 Evil.

karen said...

Nicasio in for Anderson Lee in bot of 5.

Dusty Baker said...

Should not be losing to this bunch of jackholes.

How does Nicosia look in middle relief so far tonight?

karen said...

So far so good.

Dusty Baker said...

God dammit. I couldn't even see it but god dammit.

karen said...

Holy shit. Gnats are playing D like it's Game 7.

Steve Sax said...

why are we succumbing to tim linceum?

must be our grand plan to have the giants sign him to another long-term deal

Dusty Baker said...

Tuffy Gosewisch should marry Matt Duffy and take his last name so he'd be Tuffy Duffy.

Dusty Baker said...

Liberatore sounds like Lipitor. We can play with that this season.

karen said...

I hate you Diablo Pagan.

Dusty Baker said...

Can they miss catching a ball already? Jesus. I hope that fucker's knee is screwed up from running into the wall (don't know what it looked like just heard the weak call from the non-Vin radio).

karen said...

Yeesh. Second balk of the night called against Blue.

Hideo Nomo said...

What the fuck happened?

karen said...

Justin Maxwell the fuck happened.

karen said...

Paco coming in to mop up.

karen said...

JT got a little goofy with that throw to first but Agon saved it.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm going to turn over a table and storm off to bed. Karen, can you put the closed sign out when the game is officially over, please?

karen said...

You got it Dust.

karen said...

6-2 Evil over Good.
Kid K v Mad Bum tomorrow night.
Same Bat time.
Same Bat channel.

Hideo Nomo said...

RIP boobs. Any ideas for the next streak?

spank said...

GODDAMNITSONOFAFUCKINGBITCH

Dusty Baker said...

@Nomo

Dicks?

Hideo Nomo said...

Should have known titties would have no effect on the Giants.

spank said...

L.O.L.

Steve Sax said...

PGT up (or down)