Anderson has been a surprising lift for the Dodgers.
Brett Anderson (1-0, 3.27) vs. Tim Lincecum (0-1, 2.25)
BRING OUT YOUR HATE! BRING OUT YOUR HATE! It's time to square off against the "you-may-have-won-it-all-last-year-but-now-it's-an-odd-year-so-you-suck-donkey-nuts" Giants.
The Giants are a woeful 4-10 to start the season, having lost 9 of their last 10. The Dodgers are hotter than a blog full of gratuitous boob pics. What does this mean for this series? Probably nothing! If precedent holds, however, the Gnats will be crushed under the weight of the Lucky Boobs Streak (patent pending), just like these beer cans.
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Rollins SS
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Grandal C
Crawford LF
Uribe 3B
Pederson CF
Anderson P
Chris Heisey sighting in the clubhouse. No one knows why.
"@dylanohernandez:
Heisey said he expects to be officially recalled tomorrow."
So, uh, OK.
I LOVE THIS BLOG!
Awesome GT, Gnomes
band practice is this evening so i'm gonna miss the hate up in dis bish. dammit.
i expect y'all to carry my hate..carry my hate a long time...
While Spanky is making the beautiful music I will march forward into the darkness known as BirdShit Park.
hateHateHATE
Does Pablo Sandoval bailing for Boston mean we can't use this anymore?
@Alex...Lets keep it.
Vinny sizing up the frisco weather as only Vinny can do. 56 and windy.
Timmeh just ain't Timmeh without the long, greasy hair.
1-0 Evil end of 2.
Don't wash yer hair, Timmeh!
Heisey expects to be recalled as in someone remembers that he exists?
Pubes singles in Panic. 2-0 Evil.
Brett Pamela Anderson Lee stinking up BirdShit Park. 4-0 Evil.
Sweet shitsucking jesus, Anderson. Laying a big ole egg tonight. Pro tip: We hate these guys and like to try to beat them.
Memo to Sons: WE NEED BIGGER BOOBS
Guerrero hit puts us on the board finally. 4-1 non-greasers.
Sweet mother of all that is good we scored a run. 4-1 Evil.
Nicasio in for Anderson Lee in bot of 5.
Should not be losing to this bunch of jackholes.
How does Nicosia look in middle relief so far tonight?
So far so good.
God dammit. I couldn't even see it but god dammit.
Holy shit. Gnats are playing D like it's Game 7.
why are we succumbing to tim linceum?
must be our grand plan to have the giants sign him to another long-term deal
Tuffy Gosewisch should marry Matt Duffy and take his last name so he'd be Tuffy Duffy.
Liberatore sounds like Lipitor. We can play with that this season.
I hate you Diablo Pagan.
Can they miss catching a ball already? Jesus. I hope that fucker's knee is screwed up from running into the wall (don't know what it looked like just heard the weak call from the non-Vin radio).
Yeesh. Second balk of the night called against Blue.
What the fuck happened?
Paco coming in to mop up.
JT got a little goofy with that throw to first but Agon saved it.
I'm going to turn over a table and storm off to bed. Karen, can you put the closed sign out when the game is officially over, please?
You got it Dust.
6-2 Evil over Good.
Kid K v Mad Bum tomorrow night.
Same Bat time.
Same Bat channel.
RIP boobs. Any ideas for the next streak?
GODDAMNITSONOFAFUCKINGBITCH
@Nomo
Dicks?
Should have known titties would have no effect on the Giants.
L.O.L.
PGT up (or down)
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