David Huff (0-0, 0.00) vs. Hisashi Iwakuma (0-1, 6.00).
Don't hassle the Huff, okay? He went 2-0 this spring, with either a 1.50 or a 1.32 ERA this spring, which either way sounds pretty good ($48M man Brandon McCarthy, might I remind you, has a 6.75 ERA). So what do we expect from Huff, 25-28 career, including a 1-0 record for the hated Giants (last year; after he was dealt by, and then returned to, the Yankees)?
Besides, you wouldn't hit a man with glasses, right? Even one whose career ERA+ is 80, and whose career is most similar to players like Scott Schoeneweis? (Oh, and did I mention he's a lefty?)
But the left-handed Huff threw three innings of relief in that game, and because Seattle’s lineup features star left-handed hitters Robinson Cano and Kyle Seager, Dodgers Manager Don Mattingly said it was decided to go with Huff over the right-handed Baker. [...]
Huff, 30, is a seven-year veteran who last started a major league game in 2013. For his career, he is 25-28 with a 5.02 ERA, although he went 3-1 with a 1.85 ERA in 30 games with the New York Yankees last year.Huff was a non-roster invitee in camp and pitched rather well (2-0, 1.32 earned-run average in six games), though after the Dodgers started Scott Baker on Thursday for triple-A Albuquerque it appeared he was lined up to make Tuesday’s start.
Oh, and lest I forget: Huff boobs (get it?)
44 comments:
i swear to the boob queen if MLB Network flakes out on televising tonights game i will fuck shit up!!
oh,excuse me. Epale,y'all!!
good ol' Ethier in right field. already pulled up on a pop fly to right
damn. Cano with a two run homer
PGTUP
Does Huff think McCarthy has a good model going?!
step right up ,folks. get your shit sandwiches courtesy of Mr. Andre Ethier. we love you,kid!
Ethier Ks with the bases loaded to end the first. Boo.
3-0 M's, top 3
jroll on second. crawdude strikesout. gonzo up next. spank is dry.
gonzo double. 3-1 mariners
spank wants a beer
come on gandalf!
Flying bats at the yard tonight!
why can't Dodgers bats slip like that against the Gnats
can't believe i cancelled a bbq to watch this bullshit.
Love Guerrero. Why is Urine still playing
the only thing that can save this bases loaded mess is if Mary Hart flashes her boobs.
^ us from
Alex with another big hit...we need more
@Spank 8:53
Does Mary Hart have season tickets right behind home plate?? I always thought it was Jeanne Zelasko. Either way I'd still be down...
definitely Mary Hart. she's been there for years.
wow. pederson almost got cano at second on that double. nicely played off the wall.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this game feels like a Sooox - Yanks affair. taking forever
maybe if i flash my man boobs the Dodgers will score some runs and perhaps attract some commenters up in dis bish.
then again maybe not. kendrick strikesout. alrighty then
and the inning ends with a double playing after two were on with no out. well shit
play
Keep your eyes peeled for Scott. He's going to be in the next to last row of section 1 dugout club. Wearing SOSG shirt!!
@ BJK
is he still pimping the pornstache?
Always, spank!
i haven't been to Dodger Stadium since 1985. have no idea where dugout club is. i'm guessing it's somewhere near the dugout.
5-4 M's. bottom of the 9th. we needs some mojo. potatoes.
Fernando Rodney. He may be Dominican.
JT single. Rollinssingles him to third. no out
crawdude swinging at some shitty pitches
Turner you dumb shit. running to home on a ground ball to third. Bush league
first and second. agonzo at bat
god fucking damn i can't believe Turner ran home.Fuck
agonzo walks. bases loaded for Kendrick. damn i wish it was Ethier coming to the plate
Déjà Blue!!!
Awesome game!!
PGT up baby!
I was caught in a meeting and had to "watch" this game on my iphone underneath the table. So excited.
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