Sunday, April 12, 2015

Game 6 Thread: April 12 @ D'backs, 1p

Zack Greinke (0-0, 1.50) vs. Josh Collmenter (0-1, 7.71)

Spanky asked for boobs, so boobs we'll offer. It's the Sons equivalent of putting on a collective rally cap. Anything to get some mojo or some juju or some karma or whatever it takes to get something going in this thus-far rocky season. We'd sacrifice a virgin to the Baseball Gods if we thought it would help, but Delino is afraid of knives.

Kershaw got his ass whupped yesterday so Greinke takes the mound to get the train back on the rails. So far, Zack has been our best pitcher, but that bar is set pretty low at this point.

Speaking of bars, the Sons made a strong run during the softball tournament yesterday so watch this space for a PGT of that event.

You didn't think we'd leave you without actual boobs did you?


19 comments:

Alex Cora said...

Orel just said deep and firm. Hehehe

Dusty Baker said...

AC just said orel.

karen said...

A lead!

D-Lyin' said...

Hello
Hello
Hello

HELLO

D-Lyin' said...

re" rumors of my virginity. Half true.
At least one of my kids looks like me.

spank said...

workin' that mojo

Steve Sax said...

First Pederson hits his first career HR, now Guerrero goes yard in the ninth?

7-0 LA

Steve Sax said...

hey, someone want to close this game up? why are you making AL-type substitutions Donnie, just finish the damn game

Steve Sax said...

Giants lose

Dusty Baker said...

Can't wait to get Kenley back.

Dusty Baker said...

Shocker that Bos v NY is Sunday night baseball game.

Steve Sax said...

CLOSE OFF THIS DAMN GAME DODGERS

Dusty Baker said...

Jesus shit. This is a revamped bullpen?

Steve Sax said...

Chris Hatcher, 33.75 ERA

Steve Sax said...

why can't we just win this game

Steve Sax said...

praise the lard

Alex Cora said...

AG with a breakout game!

spank said...

praise the boobs!!

Steve Sax said...

Boobless PGT up