Zack Greinke (0-0, 1.50) vs. Josh Collmenter (0-1, 7.71)
Spanky asked for boobs, so boobs we'll offer. It's the Sons equivalent of putting on a collective rally cap. Anything to get some mojo or some juju or some karma or whatever it takes to get something going in this thus-far rocky season. We'd sacrifice a virgin to the Baseball Gods if we thought it would help, but Delino is afraid of knives.
Kershaw got his ass whupped yesterday so Greinke takes the mound to get the train back on the rails. So far, Zack has been our best pitcher, but that bar is set pretty low at this point.
Speaking of bars, the Sons made a strong run during the softball tournament yesterday so watch this space for a PGT of that event.
You didn't think we'd leave you without actual boobs did you?
Sunday, April 12, 2015
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Orel just said deep and firm. Hehehe
AC just said orel.
A lead!
Hello
Hello
Hello
HELLO
re" rumors of my virginity. Half true.
At least one of my kids looks like me.
workin' that mojo
First Pederson hits his first career HR, now Guerrero goes yard in the ninth?
7-0 LA
hey, someone want to close this game up? why are you making AL-type substitutions Donnie, just finish the damn game
Giants lose
Can't wait to get Kenley back.
Shocker that Bos v NY is Sunday night baseball game.
CLOSE OFF THIS DAMN GAME DODGERS
Chris Hatcher, 33.75 ERA
why can't we just win this game
praise the lard
AG with a breakout game!
praise the boobs!!
Boobless PGT up
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