Greinke ponders third-world debt forgiveness
Zack Greinke (1-0, .69) vs. Jordan Lyles (1-0, 2.25)
Having moved into a tie for first place with the win last night, Dodgers get another crack at the heretofore red-hot Rockies. Just when I was getting ready to start bellyaching oh, say, about five games ago, we've reeled off five in a row and now WE are red hot, it would seem. Only the Mets have a longer streak at six. Wait, if you count losing streaks, the Hated Ones take the cake as they have lost EIGHT in a row (0-5 at Phone Monopoly Park).
While Dodger pitching hasn't exactly been picture perfect (pitcher perfect?), including Brandon McCarthy's and Clayton Kershaw's yin/yang performances, it's certainly gotten the job done. Greinke, however, has been the best so far, so we'll look to him to keep the pressure on the Rox.
If there's one thing we do here at Sons, it's to beat a dead horse. If there are two things we do, the second is to post gratuitous pictures of boobs in order to keep up a win streak. If there's a third thing...well, that's pretty much it.
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Rollins SS
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Grandal C
Ethier LF
Uribe 3B
Pederson CF
Greinke P
Excellent bewbage.
I LOVE THIS BLOG!
We got Zack, we got boobs. We got this.
Karen just wrote the PGT for us.
Vinny called his first game 66 years ago today.
The best there ever was, is or will be.
Thank you Mr. Scully your voice has been the soundtrack of my life.
Can't tell if Karen is making a Bret Hart reference...
Dodgers get out of top of 1 cheaply enough allowing only 1 run. Zack not looking to settled in.
Alex...I don't get it. Who is Bret Hart??
Where I am, it just hailed. And then turned to rain.
And now it's sunny.
Should that be the narrative for tonight's game?!
Oh good! We get to play another game of Where's Saxy!!
Are you in North America?
1-0 Rox through 1
Karen: Bret Hart
@karen: I'm not at the game. Call it a Turkish prison
Sax's Instagram selfies are tagged "Disputed Zone."
Thanks Alex. No, don't think I was referencing that guy!
Saxy...At least Turkish prisons get TWC. To bad we can't say that for most of the free world.
Sax likes Turkish prisons, and when Scraps rubs on his leg.
Rancho ardiendo!!!
Uribe is batting .192 this season
2-1 dodgers through 4
Puig mad at the inside pitch. Two Risp, so make it happen Yasiel
Two on, one out, 2-1 count to puig
I'm with Yasiel. Liles needed his ass kicked on that first pitch.
Patient Puig works the walk
Bases loaded for AGon
Rancho ardiendo!
Two-run single for Adrian!!!
4-1
Man, Gonzalez is locked in.
Not sure why he is only at first however
Mighty rip there for Grandal
1-2 count to not-ellis
Deuces wild for Grandal
Grandal chases a bad ball upstairs, and pops out.
Dodgers 4-1 through 5
@karen: I can get mlb.tv where I am
The Ecstasy of AGon
That was a beaut of a curveball that Zack just broke off to Tulo.
Tonight's boob model is named Pinky Tang, which sounds like a name spank would make up.
^or date.
favorite movie: Pootie Tang
4-1 through 6
We rarely do it easy do we??
Damn
dammit
Can't believe Sabado Gigante is ending its run. Que lastima. What else am I going to do on Saturday nights to learn Spanish whilst getting hammered and yelling at the TV?
Sax owns up to his role in the Rox comeback.
Some sad news Dusty, loved me some El Chacal!
Dust...You can hold out for the Dodgers Spanish broadcast. That should meet all of your criteria.
Puig double and JRoll scores!
Karen you are on a ROLL tonight. Well said!
Puig baby! 5-3
Three doubles! 6-3 Blue guys.
Pod Rays lost.
Puig's hammy is barking. Not cool early in the season. Dude, you're no Uribe.
Runs yay
Yasmany Tomas Lasorda
I know we all feel this way but I'm gonna say it anyway...Mr. F you have been missed!! So glad you're on board tonight!
JP channels his inner Kershaw with the Uncle Charlie on Tulo.
True words from Karen, Mr F.
Did Uribe just steal second?!?
Better be the lead on SportsCenter
Dusty...I am somewhat in shock, but yes I think he did.
I feel like this is some Wellesian joke about alines invading being perpetuated on those of us who can't watch the game. There is no way Uribe stole a base.
I'm sure it was a missed sign or some sort of unexplained freak of nature event but I really think he did.
Did Uribe just slip and end up on second?
BOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
We win!
Dusty...I think maybe his eyes were closed and he just lost his way. Can't think of any other explanation.
Here's the weird bit: I was watching the game, but was looking away when Uribe stole the base. Still not sure it happened.
If Nomo didn't see it, it didn't happen.
That means The Godfather never happened.
^
what What WHAT
Something, something, schrodinger's stolen base
Also, boob(s).
*Makes party*
Don't toy with us, Gnomes.
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