Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--) vs. James Shields (0-0, -.--).
Welcome to Opening Day, Mixed Emotions Edition!
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Opening Day! Hells yeah, the wait is over! |
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Matt Kemp as a Padre. weird weird weird weird weird weird |
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Clayton Kershaw! Cy Young #3! MVP #1! In Vin's name this guy deserves a World Series ring. Maybe it starts today. |
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#FreeNancyBea |
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Who wants the D? We'll miss Hanley and Dee, but this special together-for-one-year-only Jimmy Rollins/Howie Kendrick DP combination sure excites the imagination. |
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boooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo |
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It's your turn, Joc! No pressure or anything, but the team needs you to fill Kemp's shoes while maintaining a positive UZR/DRS/TZ. You can do it! |
Kershaw: Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
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Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez · 9m 9 minutes ago
Kemp admits he cares about the reception he'll receive today. "I left my heart and soul on the field for the Dodgers."
Rollins SS
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Crawford LF
Uribe 3B
Pederson CF
Ellis C
Kershaw P
Let's do dis!
PUCKER
Dusty up in dis bish! By dis bish I mean a posh brunch spot for pre-game cocktails.
Quad and Mrs. Quad are in the park! Let's go Dodgers!
Four Sons and Quad! It's a party!
Quad Sons!
Green shirts for ushers and ticket-takers at DS. This ownership is matching every good move with a baffling move.
Maybe because they'll be more noticeable in a sea of Dodger Blue gear?
At least they're not orange, I guess?
PGT up!!
Nancy Bea is tickling the organ keys as I type! Woohoo!
Nice. At least they knew to feature her on Opening Day
The FNB movement will stand down for today, but we need to closely monitor this situation.
You know it's Easter because Zombie Delino has risen from the grave
Well, Matt Kemp with his first RBI of the season
:(
Why shift with Matt up? That's a terrible strategy.
Leadoff single from Rollins, thoroughly wasted.
1-0 Pads through 1
WOOP!
Howdy SOSGes and SOSGettes!
1) can someone please kick these Delino posts below the Opening Day post. It's ridiculous. It belongs on his Facebook page, not here!
2) who the heck is injured?
Mart Hart
Is that Carl who was hurt? If Dre has voodoo dolls for the other outfielders, going after CC first probably isn't the smartest move
Neeebs' mom said that Dusty had a foul tip
Pederson Ks meekly
Puig batting second. What do we think folks? I don't think it will last long.
A-GONE!!!!!
All right! 2-1 good guys
Answer sent.
Why are there empty seats on the reserved level by the foul pole?!?!
Kemp again! 3-2 Padres
kemp :(
Matty's killing us, huh?
AWO
Vin talking about heartbreaking years.
Molly Knight @molly_knight 7s8 seconds ago
Hanley Ramirez just hit a grand slam. That's two Ramirez dingers on the day.
Ethier hurt his pride on that great catch by Pederson.
15-day DL?
Hey guys! Finally got the game running and bumped D-line down. Sorry, D, but Opening Day is sacred.
Sorry, Jerkhole
Kershaw with 9 Ks through six. 99 pitches
my stringer just sent me pictures of the new Dodger usher uniforms--green top with beige skirt/pants? HORRIBLE CALL
This is not going the way I pictured.
Joc shows bunt. Just what we want to see
Joc double!
Puig 0-for-2 in the 2-hole
Uribe 0-for-3 in the 6-hole
A.J. can't drive Joc in from third
Mattingly goes to the bullpen after six innings of Kershaw?
WHAT INSANITY IS THIS?
AWO. AWO's everywhere
AJ unfortunately can't drive anyone in from anywhere
And Turner wastes the Pederson double / SB. And now we have no Kershaw.
Great. Great sandwich.
Excellent obscure '80s reference, Sax
A wee bit of pitch framing by Ellis there
Dodgers going down meekly in the 7th so far. AGon up
For all the changes, the line-up is doing a spot-on impression of last year's team, so far.
Here's another chance for them
HOWIE! Tie game!
Padres get KEMPed!
A-Gone and Kendrick, man. Wow.
3-3 game!
@Orel 3:18p: Thanks.
So how does it end?
Kemp gets the bobble assist. Andrew Friedman smiles
Mic check 1,2,1,2
Happy Opening Day, SoSG!
*nut checks TWC*
RUN(s)!!!
Kemp with a defensive gaffe...are they calling it an error? not yet at least....
Whoop whoop whoop!
IBB SVS. AOK!
Everyone loves a 2 out rally!
Ugh. Uribe useless today
Uribe now 0-for-4
Boos for Kemp now, per Twitter
Cut yer hair, Kemp!
OK, it's just fucking weird rooting against Matty.
There's our new and improved double play combo!
weird weird weird weird weird weird
great double play Uribe. Almost redeems the 0-for-4.
And Kendrick with a great turn on that DP
3-3. mid 7
why does blogger keep asking me if I'm a robot?
this does not compute
Something about improved defense
Just reboot yourself, Sax
slo-mo replay of that DP is great on TWC SportsNet.
too bad no one can see it
AJ Ellis can't even sac bunt well
who is this PH again? Didn't he used to play for us?
Dre walking up to Bowie? I'll allow it
Thought the Padres' outfield was supposed to have janky D. We'll take it
Error(s)!!!
Pederson doesn't go, but Ethier sneaks out the infield hit anyway
@Alex: what was Ethier's Bowie walk-up song?
Absolute Beginners?
J-ROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!
J-ROLL!
JIMMY FUCKING ROLLINS BABY
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IT'S SO COOL TO NOT HATE JIMMY ROLLINS HOMERS.
whoops my bad: it's mid-8
Puig hacking like a madman
No need to hustle on that one
Vin still amazed at Rollins' eight-pitch AB that started 0-2
To quote David Bowie "and I absolutely love you"
@saxy Heyyyyyoo!
It was' Fame'; 'Changes' would have be more apropos..
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Jimmy Fucking Rollins!!
Eat your hear out,Kemp!!
Puig BB, then SB
6-3 Dodgers, going to the ninth
Hatcher immediately hits Gyorko to leadoff the inning. Great.
Hatcher HBP. Here we go...
Hanley who?
UJTD
DP! One more!
WIN WIN WIN
Kemp with 3 RBIs. Dodgers win. Works for me
We make undefeated party!
WOOP! That was fun!
PGT UP!
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