Get-away game, and boy do we need it. After running the Great Boob Streak of '15, the Dodgers ran into the slumping pile of scruffy greasers who were clearly highly motivated to turn things around and to beat their chief rivals. Aaaand have they.
Today Mike Bolsinger makes his Dodger debut, generating exactly no excitement or optimism (except probably from Karina). Game 15 and we're already scrambling for starting pitching - what could go wrong? Here's hoping the not-really-necessary-14-games-in decision to rest key players last night pays off and the Dodger bats re-awaken, as does the infield defense.
I heard on the radio this morning that last night's matchup was the first time in baseball history that a reigning World Series MVP and a reigning Cy Young award winner had ever faced off against one another. Makes me wonder if two pitchers whose last names involve singing have ever faced off?
Too bad this isn't a weekend day, or it would be straight to the Assassins' Circle Bar for some spicy Bloody Marys with a shot of hate on the side.
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I'm struggling to hate this morning. Need to rally.
Turner SS
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Grandal C
Crawford LF
Guerrero 3B
Pederson CF
Bolsinger P
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I feel like I can't enjoy lunch baseball when I had all that shit in my cereal this morning. At least I'll be home for this one.
time to burn these motherfunkers to the ground
Can we please just win this one please?
i'm struggling with the fact Muttingly keeps batting Pederson 8th in the lineup when the new dude who gave Pederson a rest last night batted 6th.
i just don't get this fucker and the way he manages.
btway the game is the free game of the day on MLBtv and will be televised on MLB Network if they don't show the goddamn Chards and Nats again.
HATEHATEHATE
you can watch all Dodgers games on Time Warner Cable.
lol spnk
An early game today. I still haven't had time to recover from last nights game.
...and so it begins.
Apple deuce back in effect. let's do this
FREE AG!! FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE THIS GUY!!
Alex goes yard AGAIN. 1-0 Good Guys.
you can keep my a,AG
the kids are hitting.
Spank...Agreed. 7 and 8 hitters are looking solid.
@spank, where did your A go? Besides to AG?
this Justin Maxwell dude needs to be exposed for the fraud that he is
I love Vin but I wish he wouldn't try to humanize gnat players by telling us about their kid's problems. I am truly sorry Diablo Pagan's little girl has eye problems but I STILL HATE THE MOTHER FUCKER
Hey we have a lead
Free AG
AGON!!!!
AGONE!!!
2-0 Good over Evil
Oh and freed AG one.
@ FB - just trying to work some mojo for the boys in blue so i deleted the a.
Yay A-Gon the Conqueror
these Gnat announcers really have nothing to say. about 2 minutes of silence right now.
love your Gnat hate,karen
Spank...It runs deep my brother.
We have a lead? Maybe I won't need copious amounts of booze tonight.
FREE ANDRE ETHIER
not really
Maybe if he changes his name to Andre Gethier, he'll hit like the other two AGs.
he'll need a hispanic last name.
Andre Guzman
Bad strike 3 call on JT.
i could totally go for a blow out half inning here for the Dodgers bats.
damn
Hatcher gets out of it.
Phew.
2-1
single for AGee
Joc looked really bad on that swing.
yeah, the pitcher through one hell of a breaking ball.
UJTD. Shit.
i meant to write threw not through.
GODDAMNIT
THAT WAS BASICALLY AN INTENTIONAL WALK TO OYSTER PUBES
Were any of those pitches to Pubes even close?
WHY AM I YELLING?
Because you're watching the freaking Dodgers.
fuckFuckFUCK
PITCH STRIKES GODDAMNIT
Bases juiced for my new favorite gnat to HATE Justin Maxwell.
OMG...He's no where close to throwing strikes
I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK
HOWIE SAVES THE DAY!!
So far....
*faints*
OK Spank, we just have to hang on for 3 more outs....
I'm scared.
Here we go...Buckle up.
here we go,Karen.
i'd feel much more at ease if we had Kenley. no i wouldn't.
holy shit! it's Ramon Troncoso
Oh Spanky, I can't survive this. I think I just peed my pants.
FUCK SHIT FUCK
Hey Spank? You don't have any hand guns there do you?
FUCK
FUCK
nah, no guns,karen. i've got rope though.
Are you still with me Spank?
overtime
2-2
I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
haha
if the Dodgers lose this game imma gonna beat the shit out of the neighborhood children.
RA for Agon.
If they blow this, after you get done kicking the shit out of the neighborhood kids you're gonna have to share your rope with me.
FREE BRANDON LEAGUE
the Bomb Squad will implode this half inning. i've gots zero confidence with the relief pitching.
the rope is long enough. we can use it simultaneously. Waco Styles!
karen's boyfriend gets a single. you need to put a voodoo hex on that mutt,K.
FUCK
F.U.C.K.
Get the rope ready I'm headed your way.
It is only fucking April. How the hell are we going to make it to October??
i won't make it to my birthday. not with this lot,straight the fuck up.
Fuck you Steve dilbeck
If I may, I'd like to second Spank's sentiments: FUCK!
Thank you. I need to go slit my wrists now.
Belated le sigh.
Raise our hopes by taking the lead for the first time in the series, then crush us with an extra inning loss. That's our Dodgers!
barf
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