Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Game 14 Thread: April 22 @ Giants, 7pm


Graphic by The Conman. See the story behind it here.

Clayton Kershaw (1-1, 4.42) vs. Madison Bumgarner (1-1, 5.29)

I'm going to pretend that yesterday's game never happened.  One because we lost.  Two, because I was working until 1am last night and never saw any of the game.  So, lets start all over again and begin a new winning streak.  And we have the perfect guy to do it with the NL MVP going against the WS MVP (the first time in history those two award winners have been opposing starters in the same game per the mlb app).  So fire up all of those illegal streaming pages and VPN websites to watch the boys in blue!  Oh and here are some male asses that Karen wanted.


84 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Not sure you meant to post this early, but if it works, I say we go with it.

Alex Cora said...

Whoops. Yeah I hit publish a little early. Sorry. Well we need new mojo so hopefully it works. Sounds like yesterday was all error filled.

karen said...

Thanks AC...Not exactly what I had in mind but if it works.......

Hideo Nomo said...

Added a graphic to the top. Hope you don't mind, AC.

Alex Cora said...

Ohh. Nice graphic!!

spank said...

why the fuck is this game not on the telly?

i'm infuriated.

Hideo Nomo said...

Rollins SS
Turner 1B
Puig RF
Kendrick 2B
Van Slyke LF
Heisey CF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Kershaw LHP

QuadSevens said...

The twitter suggestions and delivery are hilarious! Nicely done.

QuadSevens said...

...on the new game thread image that is.

spank said...

gnomes image is epic. it got my enthusiasm for the game and my hate for the Gnats flowing big time

Alex Cora said...

I'm jumping on the Guerrero wagon. Why is he not in there. He's right handed and scortching the ball better than Uribe. I'll give up an error in the field with Kershae pitching. Free AG?

spank said...

hateHateHATE

MR.F said...

Go Kershaw boo giants

karen said...

We got the reigning Cy Young, MVP Winner starting, We got the tight male asses and we got the HATE. The force is with us.

killKillKILL

spank said...

killKillKILL

Hideo Nomo said...

Things escalated with the GT image just a tad.

spank said...

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spank said...

haha. Nic Cage. WTF?

spank said...

for you pirates like me

http://goatd.net/91409/watch-los-angeles-dodgers-vs-san-francisco-giants

spank said...

puig single. two out

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

spank said...

no Agone. No Pederson. WTF Muttingly? Do you wanna win?

spank said...

123 for K

spank said...

garlic fries and chardonnay sighting

spank said...

Ellis sucks.

karen said...

Garlic fries...Yum!!

spnk said...

PUUUWWWEEEEEGGGGG!!

great catch

spnk said...

123 second for K

spnk said...

would Bruce Jenner's boobs be considered man boobs or lady boobs? just a thought.

spnk said...

booze status: cherry flavor-aid. being sober never felt so good.





(cries)

spnk said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score some runs dammit

karen said...

Not sure where Bruce's boobs fall in the big picture here...however, if they get us a win I say go for it.

spnk said...

@ karen

just thinking ahead in case the donkey butts don't work

spnk said...

sack up,Kershaw

karen said...

Am I just completely jaded by Kid K's magnificence or are these nervous feelings I'm having legit??

spnk said...

fuck

karen said...

fucker scores.

Dusty Baker said...

Really ready for Kershaw to heat up this season.

spnk said...

fuck

karen said...

fucker number 2 scores.

spnk said...

i really fucking hate it when the opposition scores on rinky dink hits and shit like force outs.

Alex said...

Joc snarches that, no?

spnk said...

it's not like they are hitting Kershaw hard

spnk said...

is AGone hurt?

karen said...

I haven't heard that he's hurt but why the fuck isn't he playing?

MR.F said...

Man I really hate the giants

spnk said...

sit down and shut the fuck up,pubes

spnk said...

SCORE SOME RUN(S)

spnk said...

why can't catchers hit? they should be the best hitters because of their position if you ask me.

karen said...

I HATE these fuckers. What can we do to light a fire under our Boys? I have some old eye of newt in the back pantry. Maybe that and an old spell from my daughters Wiccan book will help. I'm off to see what kind of concoction I can create.

karen said...

What is all of this 'resting' shit that Muttingly has going on?? It's GAME FOURTEEN of the freaking season. Remember back in the day if a ballplayer was injured he'd toss some dirt on it and give it a good spit and suit the fuck up.

Steve Sax said...

i'm sad.

spnk said...

fucking Turner. fucking Muttingly

spnk said...

i'm sure if Muttingly was managing the Yanks he would put his best team out against the Red Sox no matter what. he ain't a real Dodger. fuck rest.

spnk said...

double play. strike out caught stealing styles

karen said...

siddown diablo

Alex said...

Spank put that 'a' back in your name for Alex muh fukin Guerrero!!

Alex said...

Dat bat flip tho

Steve Sax said...

hjoly shit, we scored?! Guerrero?!

Dusty Baker said...

God damn right A-Guone!

MR.F said...

Yay we scored

spnk said...

yeah. that's right motherfuckers. i said to start Guerrero over a week ago just for this reason.

Dusty Baker said...

Thanks for that feed, Spank. Works perfectly.

karen said...

Not only did we score but we tied her up mofos!!

Alex Cora said...

I'll say it again. Free AG.

Alex Cora said...

Oh and yes that bat flip was epic too.

spnk said...

De nada,Dusty.

spnk said...

Yimsters out. Paco is in.

Steve Sax said...

Steve Dilbeck is still pulling for us to lose

Dusty Baker said...

Dillbeck couln't yank his own dillbeck.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I know I'm late to this but ALEX FUCKING GUERRERO!!!

spnk said...

clench time

spnk said...

beautiful pitch right there.

Alex said...

^

spnk said...

Sergio Romo. The pride of Brole. Fuck him.

spnk said...

damn

spnk said...

Ethier done nearly gave me a heart attack on that catch.

spnk said...

pacing time. i know it's early in the season but my Gnat hate runs deep and 24/7.

spnk said...

here comes AGone!!

spnk said...

aww...weak

Alex Cora said...

Crap. That sucked. Finally get to watch a game and we lose. Dammit.

Alex Cora said...

Anyone remember the time when kemp hit what he thought was a home run and Davey Lopes high fives him? Was kemp called out for interference with the first base coach? If so shouldn't it apply to when Kelly physically held up the runner at third? Mattingly had a point there.

Hideo Nomo said...

As shitty as that blown call was, AGon grounding out on the first pitch after a four pitch walk hurts more.

QuadSevens said...

We are getting screwed by the umps in this series. Game 1 they missed the catcher's interference call on Puig. That would have loaded the bases for AGon. Instead Puig pops out to end the inning. Game 2 they screwed us twice. Aoki was well out of the baseline on that pick off and the third base coach literally held up the runner. I'm kinda glad I can't watch today's game. Who knows how we'll get screwed today.