Chris Capuano (2-5, 4.72 ERA) vs. Jhoulys Chacin (7-3, 3.59 ERA)
As Apu famously intoned, "Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it!"
Here's hoping Puig is healthy enough to play after his blow-up with the CF wall last night. If he has to miss some time, Crawdaddy is ready to burst back on the scene beginning Friday.
Final reminder: Don't forget to exercise your right to vote by WRITING IN PUIG for All-Star Game 2013! You have until 8:59PM tonight. Don't turn it into a Florida 2000 situation, people.
UPDATE: Here's how SoSG loyalist Paul is celebrating Red, White, and Blue Day:
65 comments:
Per Ken Gurnick:
"No Dodgers lineup posted yet, but Yasiel Puig was walking with no limp in the clubhouse and now is peddling a stationary bike."
It's a regular bike, but it's too intimidated to move.
It was a tank when he started pedaling.
He's already wearing the Yellow Jersey in the Tour de France.
ARI 2, NYM 2, T13
Arizona looks like they might pull it off with another BS win.
AZ goes ahead on a run forced in by a walk.
Someone want to tell Donnie to stop the sanctimony and start pushing for his man Puig to be in the all star game. Tommy would never waiver on that shit.
Totally agree, Paul. Life is short and only the strong survive plus some other cliches.
Why else did I vote about 45 million times for Puig, Donnie?
Per Dodgers:
"Puig in the lineup, batting second in RF"
Puig up in dis bish!!
I don't like this lineup:
MEllis 4
Puig 9
Gonzalez 3
Ramirez 6
Ethier 7
Kemp 8
Federiwicz 2
Punto 5
Capuano 1
Because Capuano is in it.
Capuano at Coors. Nothin' to worry about, right chaps?
Free Urine!
Never thought I'd say that.
Notta thing, Gnomes. Notta thing.
Mutts tie it w a solo HR!
Wait, so the Snakes had bases loaded, no one out, and only got one? What are they, the May 2013 Dodgers?
They're the June 2 Dodgers!
@Gnomes
And that one was walked in.
On to the 14th! Beer sales resume.
Someone buy the Mets a beer!
Someone buy me a beer!
DoucheBags score. 4-3 them now.
Fuck the Mets!
Mets owe us a beer!
I love the Mets!
Damn you, Marlon Byrd!
Marlon Byrd, are you Ryan Howard in disguise?
Byrd sucks, unless he's playing us.
Matt Gurrier's Cubs debut so far:
0.2 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 1 ER
Per David V., Charlie Marble has reported to Dodgers.
Fuck the Mets!
Damn the Mets!
Bottom of the 78th inning. Dbags up one. Mutts have a man on first but one out.
Gurrier gets the L for the Cubs vs. A's today.
Dammit I wanted this division wrapped up by the end of July.
"Why are you going to Jonathan Papelbon for intelligent comments?"
Oh snap, Steve Lyons!
+1 Steve Lyons
California knows how to party. Just sayin'.
Here we go, kids! This is the day we celebrate our liberation from an unrepresentative government that abused our civil liberties!
#NSA
Happy 4th, everyone! Go Blue!
Emancipation from Dodger Blues?
So, Rockies get red hats because purple is partly red?
A Gon on. Han Ram can do something here.
Or perhaps not.
Capuano: rhymes with guano.
COL was up one, scored, now they're up - one. Fix that shit, FOX.
2...er...1 nothing after one.
BEASTMODE!
Huzzah!
HR #4 on the 4th for Matty.
2-1, 2 on, only one out. MEllis up.
Deuces aren't wild but I would still love for Erin to check in.
I take all those write-in votes back, Puig. Dude, surely you know by now not to swing at those low and away pitches, no?
Kemp with another chance with two men on this time.
Rancho Ardiendo w T-Fed coming up.
cc: Karina
Happy 4th everybody! I missed the Bison fireworks, man I hope he's back.
Huge blown opportunity. Puto and Fed-Ex couldn't deliver and looked weak doing it.
Chase Utley, where you at?
Hell, Urine, where you at?
I know it's about giving AJEllis a day off, but we an't have shit-ass SP and a shit-ass catcher start at Coors Field and expect good results.
Are you stuck in a Taco Bell drive thru or something, Gnomes?
It's weird feeling like the team isn't out of it despite being down 6 runs. I like it.
Sorry. I was severely burned in a Brandon League dumpster fire. I'm ok now.
Boooooooo!
I'm never drinking sparklers and lighting wine again.
PGT up.
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