Mike Rice questions Matt Kemp's sexuality to make a point
GIANTS 5, DODGERS 3
As SoSG Orel suggested, Dodgers should consider hiring fired Rutgers coach Mike Rice to yell at, ridicule, and otherwise abuse the Dodger players after two straight nights of downright 2012-esque play. Rice could take Dodger noffense brigade to the hitting cages and actually hit them in order to underscore his disdain for their lack of offensive production thus far this season.
It's early days, to be sure, but SoSG readers are already getting anxious if not downright bitter. That is reason alone to turn this things around, Dodgers.
Stat of the night: Kershaw leads the team in HRs after three games.
Bonus stats of the night: Kemp, Cruz, Schumaker, Uribe a collective .000 in three games. Gonzalez at .111.