Because two A.J.s are never enough, here's one more.
Clayton Kershaw (1-0, 0.00) vs. A.J. Burnett (0-1, 4.76)
The ungodly Clayton Kershaw returns to the mound tonight, still leading the team in home runs. Thankfully, he has company now, as Ethier crushed one off Jonathan Sanchez (a lefty!) last night.
A.J. Burnett was an unexpected ace for the Pirates last year, but didn't fare so well in his first outing against the Cubs this season. Our A.J. and the rest of the now-Harangless Dodgers look to take him down again and take the series.
SoSG Dusty will be at the game tonight, wearing that outfit above. Find him, and he might just let you touch his ab.
Update: SoSG Orel will be there too, but he won't let you touch him. I learned that the hard way.