Because two A.J.s are never enough, here's one more.
Clayton Kershaw (1-0, 0.00) vs. A.J. Burnett (0-1, 4.76)
The ungodly Clayton Kershaw returns to the mound tonight, still leading the team in home runs. Thankfully, he has company now, as Ethier crushed one off Jonathan Sanchez (a lefty!) last night.
A.J. Burnett was an unexpected ace for the Pirates last year, but didn't fare so well in his first outing against the Cubs this season. Our A.J. and the rest of the now-Harangless Dodgers look to take him down again and take the series.
SoSG Dusty will be at the game tonight, wearing that outfit above. Find him, and he might just let you touch his ab.
Update: SoSG Orel will be there too, but he won't let you touch him. I learned that the hard way.
Photo: WWE
118 comments:
Dusty and a six-pack reference?
What gives?
Ab.
Singular.
Heh. It's one giant ab.
Slamming a final Sam Alpine Sprig now before we head out. Looking forward to seeing (getting) Orel later!
Giants down 6-3 in the bottom of the ninth.
All five Giants pitchers used today have ERAs north of 7.00.
@Gnomes: no worries! Just thought I would sprinkle a link of joy in your excellent GT...
A.J. Lee scares me.
In a good way.
Giants lose 6-3. Vogelsong gave up 5 ER over 5.1 IP (90 pitches) and now has a 8.44 ERA.
Arizona's down 2-1 in Milwaukee, top 3
@Dusty 3:43p: I just saw Orel this afternoon. He is excited to see you this evening at the Stadium.
Orel, but no Sax tonight. Sorry Dusty
Post updated to reflect Orel attendance.
@Gnomes: a little "Orel surgery" on the GT, perhaps?
Hello? (tap tap)
Whaddup, bishes.
MEllis! 1-0!
Crawford is f'n fast. Makes up for not running through that ball four for a caught stealing yesterday....
epale, ey!
Strike 3 called to Kemp. He knew it.
1-0 Dodgers through 3.
Crawford is awesome.
C'mon Matt! It's Burnett...
#teambison
Burnett looks like Randy Johnson's burnout primo...
Ma Dukes said McCutchen reminds her of a mini horse...
Pretty mellow at the yard so far.
I hope no one died during the blanket distribution. That is tonight right?
Mertesacker, Mertesacker; oy, oy, oy!
Seriously, where is everyone?
Rest easy everybody hello kitty night is the 17th...
Speaking of kitty, who's homegirl from the wwe?
Remember Miss Elizabeth?
Dre Day!
Why AJ Ellis? You're the good AJ in this game...
C'mon Cruuuuuz!!
awo(s)
Oy, this fuckin' team.
It's okay, Kid K is on the hill...
Get at them, Kershaw!
KKKKKKK
On my ass in front of my teevee, Vinny!
STUBBSY IN DA HIZ
All up in dis bish, even
Slow GT. whaddya guys got lives or something?
#foreveralone
Thanks, Stubbs...
(Drinks)
Haha just kidding, the Ladies Love Kool A!
Oh, make him pay for that, por favor
Oh, piss
I don't care too much for Burnett
8K for bad AJ
I wasn't alive in 1981, Vin...
#knowledge
KKKKKKKKershaw
Dude is filthy tonight
Arizona won
C'mon Blue!
Get off yer knees, you're blowin the game...
Mini horse on deck...
That was ugly
Kemp on the express bus to sombrero town.
At least gonzo seems to be coming around
Harangutan to COL?
Indeed. The desiccated corpse of Ramon Hernandez comes to LA in return, I believe.
Not even a bucket of balls to go along with?
Harang pitching in Colorado? They're gonna need every last one of 'em.
Alright! Now score!
Rancho Ardiendo, bishes
Piss
In all comes down to Sellers? Good god.
Cruz should have taken that pitch...
Burnett loos more meth-labby than ever this year
^looks
Yeah, that was unexpected.
2 hitters swinging 3-1 with a pitcher with no control? blah!
Rockies are going to DFA Harang BTW.
Think we can convince Cruz he's still playing for Mexico?
Definitely more meth-labby, Stubbs
Can someone please give Kershaw some run support, for god's sake
Kershaw at 90 pitches.
He's due to lead off in the bottom of the seventh. I bet Mattingly expects he'll hit a HR
Good ol' Russell Martin.
I love it when Kershaw picks 'em off!
pay him.
Holy shit, the ball was at first before he ever realized he was picked off.
You're no Kershaw, Skip.
Is that how it's actually pronounced? I trust Vinny, but I always thought Melon-con, not Melan-son. Go figure.
Papa needs some geico.
Fuck.
awo(s)
What, you couldn't strike out, even?
We are effing pitiful at the plate.
Gotta stay faithful to Bison... But it ain't looking good right now.
Oh good. We took out the only guy that's hitting.
Thanks to Sax for the tickets! Thanks to Dusty for the beer! I'm a lucky bastard!
Whoa, throttle back there big shifter
Kemp, 0-for-4 with a GIDP
3 SO for Matty but who's counting right?
That was satisfactory
Kenley the Menley - Michael Scott
AGon with a nice double. Too bad he won't score. Shit, it's way too early in the season to be this bitter. Score, assholes!
c'mon good AJ!!
AJ with the walk! - true to his walk-up song!
Cruz dont make me throw something at the TV...
you can swing that wooden thing on your shoulders right?
Take one for the team, Sellers!
^
It seems like sellers is always up
They should make part of the infield a cemetery since so many die out there on base.
It seems like Sellers is always going down, too
At this point, I think I'd rather get my nads waxed than watch this team try to hit.
You're not good enough to get that mad, SellBlock.
awo
getting really tired of your shit, sellers
ah the captain morgan commercial will make me happy
(drinks)
So, they can't continue to be this futile…
…can they?
good play, becks err Skip!
The strikes one seems like a bit of an adventure for League tonight
one more...
Uno mas!
*clenches*
ruh roh...
This makes me nervous
THANK THE GODS!
Just fucking enough, lads. JUST.
2 hours and 1 minute, and not a minute too soon.
It's a miracle..cuz we know it's not the team.
At least "I love LA" is back.
Feels good to hear that song but damn let's get the bats goin', fellas!
I Love L.A. was only gone last night because it was the last scheduled song for the fireworks.
Nomo with the scoop, gracias señor
PGT up!
@Cliff 9:13p: this had a 6p start, my friend
One nil to the Doyers!
Don't call me Shirley.
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