Barry "Luckiest guy in the world" Zito vs. Justin "Luckiest guy in the world" Verlander.
Here we are, the nightmare scenario for Dodger fans everywhere (but especially in the Bay Area). The Giants are four wins away from becoming the first team since the Yankees to win two World Series in three years. The Tigers will be able to start likely Cy Young winner Verlander twice in the series, but the Giants are riding another wave of goddamn fairy pixie dust first farted out by Melky "All the benefits, none of the repercussions" Cabrera and continued by the likes of Angel "Mets fans go Whaaaaa?" Pagan and Marco "Plus 50 OPS+ points upon putting on a Giants uniform" Scutaro. So c'mon, Tigers. Act like the badass AL Champions you are and put a stop to this so-called momentum the Giants are riding. We're all counting on you.
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Fuck this with a rusty soup ladle. I just can't watch.
Don't forget Hunter "Oh, isn't he just so LOVABLY WACKY, even though his at-bats make him look like he has Parkinson's?" Pence.
What about Pablo "I taught Juan Uribe everything he knows about being fat and still getting paid" Sandoval?
(barfs)
I hope someone hits Victorino.
What a turn fate. To go from rooting for the NL at the All star break to now rooting for the AL to win.
These times they are a changing...
oh yeah, #FuctTheGnats
It's that scene from "Stand by Me"!
*barfs*
Fuct Tape.
It's a complete and total barf-o-rama!
#StandByMe
Natl Anthem kid was fucking terrible. Hope that portends Gnats getting swept.
Fatass HR off Verlander. And it begins.
Crap. Back from the dead. Pedro
Things I'd rather have than a gnats' World Series win:
1. A lap dance from Juan Uribe
2. Syphilis
3. Membership into the 'Twilight' book club
4. Burlap underpants
5. Satellite goes on the fritz and only show left is a month-long marathon of 'The Real Housewives'
I agree with Stubbsy.
*rubs one out on a rusty soup ladle*
Pedro is risen!
Fuck you Brad Pitt. That was one of the dumbest ads for any product I've ever seen. Really? Did you need the money?
Maybe this is a sound strategy by the Tigers, since the Giants play so well in elimination games. Give them a lead in the series, then watch them get overconfident.
Or something.
2-0 Giants. Something about them makes opposing outfielders bobble otherwise easily fielded singles.
What the hell happened to "cheaters never prosper"?!?
Giants continue to catch EVERY SINGLE BREAK. Pagan HITS THIRD BASE, hit & run gives Giants the strike-'em-out-throw-'em-out double play. FUCK FUCK FUCK
honestly, I can't even watch this shit. it makes me want to vomit.
i can take solace in the fact that NO ONE watched the NLCS (whose ratings trailed The Walking Dead). Just like SF-Tex, if a tree falls in the forest...
Barry Zito just had an RBI-single off Justin Verlander.
WOW...Just effing WOW!!! (Btw, longtime reader here! sometimes poster)
I guess the only thing left is to decide which Giants player gets the World Series PED, I mean MVP.
I hate the fucking Giants so much. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. SOOOO FUCKING STUPID. THEY'RE GOING TO WIN. IT'S JUST DESTINED TO HAPPEN. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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I'm starting to think Angel Pagan is the actual Devil. Part of the deal he struck with the team for their success is he gets to play too.
Mr. F needs to move down here.
Yeah, not much point in fighting it anymore. Let's just hope the Mayan calender thing is wrong and the world ends before game 2.
Happy to start a collection plate for Mr. F's relocation fund.
I have no doubt that Beelzebub's evil hand is in on this...and I'm an atheist.
Shit Ned is gonna sign Panda to a 10 deal.
year
They're going to have a pee cup waiting for him after the game, right?
Right?
This is all just a set-up for a soul crushing series loss.
I stand up for people holding illegible cards.
I just got to turn on the game about 15 minutes ago so please forgive me because I haven't had time to catch up on the thread...but that big, fat, asshole needs to go, Shot to the head or maybe a Theismanisque gross broken leg that we can look at over and over as the network gives us every possible angle.
That's the only thing that will realy get me excited by this loser of a game.
Make it go away! Make it go away!
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WASH YER GUITAR, BARREH!
I wish they were showing the World Series on TWC Sportsnet.
I just noticed you went waaaaay old skool on your avatar, Nic. Always loved that one.
Hi DDGERDUG, feel free to spread the hate!
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/teams/sfatte.shtml
Those are the assholes that get to see a World Series for the fourth time in 23 years. The ones who didn't give a shit when the team was gonna move to Tampa Bay (yeah, I remember that, and you know goddamn well none of them do). I'd hate losing to the Yankees, but at least they give a shit. Their team isn't just a vehicle for hating Los Angeles, like the Giants are for San Francisco.
The Tigers scored a run. So there's that.
Now that Timmeh is in the game, I could make peace with a gruesome injury to his unbathed body, too.
Can we start baseball hooligans? I need to hit something orange and black!
Oh look pumpkins!
*burns down SoSG headquarters*
Luckily SoSG HQ consists of a tin shed, an old refrigerator, a stack of clown porn, and the intricate IT infrastructure that is protected by a Balrog.
No harm was done.
Sadly for us, though, the Balrog is also in charge of IT.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
YOU SHALL NOT SHOOT!
YOU SHALL NOT BLOCK!
YOU SHALL NOT USE WORDPRESS!
Thank you for the welcome Orel! I definitely will be venting here!!
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