The swallows are making their annual return to Chris Capuano as he makes his Dodgers debut. Here's hoping that the Dodgers will make their annual return to complete Padre domination, which has thus far been born out in the first two games of the season. At least we'll have more fans in the seats than the home team will at Petco Park.
Our boys are looking to go 3-0 to start the season for the first time since 1999. Anything less than a win will be tough to swallow.
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(cries)
Ethier homer. Calling it.
What is up with this blogger crap.
I think I'm getting a conflicting edit. Or a buzz.
I don't care for this new Blogger layout. And I don't care for Uribe. Seriously, how the Hell did he make the major league in the first place?
Oh, and howdy folks.
It was totally justified, AC. Good to see you fired up!
The only reason you fellas might be seeing something different w Blogger is if you're viewing it on mobile. Then all bets are off.
I can't see! The comments
@Paul - how are you viewing the site?
Fuck Mobile!
Hey, here's this Hairston fella. I wonder if he had any relatives who also played in the big leagues?
I was mobile now I am on the normal sight otherwise known as erectile.
I'm going outside to smoke a cigar. Let's see where that gets me.
Got it. Tim wallach at third.
Got it. Tim wallach at third.
Here comes Coffey
We're going to lose this game, aren't we?
Coffey's run to the mound loses a little something when the bullpen is in foul territory.
Dusty, is the comment gaffe fixed, just not on iPad?
(I'm onipad)
This mobile thing keeps repeating my comments. It's like watching urine strikeout over and over again.
On iPad
What the hell is going on here? Blogger crash?
Coffey looks how I feel right now.
How is the erectile site treating you then, Paul?
Been out for a while, but following on At Bat.
Fuck Jamey Wright.
Ive got a bad feeling about this
Just go erectile! It fixes everything.
@Sax
The Mother Site is fine. It's folks reading it on mobile that are experiencing problems.
Ok. All better.
Loney is good for something!
6-3 for out number one
Coffey's man boobs are freakin' me out.
Coffey this guy's walk up music is from Collective Soul. Just strike him out.
I went erect a long time ago. Coffey's tits may or may not have had something to do with it.
I think Blogger mobile goes apeshit after 200 comments.
Good work everyone.
Hey, Coffey K for out #2. I'm almost optimistic here.
Just had an idea for coffey's fried chicken breast chain restaurant.
He has some huge breasts. I'd like to roast those with some lemon pepper and butter.
So basically, the problem is that on mobile, if you try to jump to the comment page from the main page, you end up at the first comment page with no way to get to the subsequent pages (without making a comment). Do I have that right?
No more walks! Don't give O Dog a first pitch meatball.
@Dusty, you wouldn't even have to baste them in butter...I'm sure he'd be more than willing to just eat a whole stick.
Two-out walk, there goes my optimism
@Sax, actually I have that problem on my laptop, too...Mozilla.
@Sax
Yes. It was the same problem (now seemingly fixed) that we had on the non-mobile site last night.
Kings up 2-0 after 2 periods. I'll be glad when that one's over.
Or, not fixed as the case may be.
This Fiat needs to go back to selling pizzas.
[comment bump]
The Pet Album!!!
Anyone gonna be at the Ravine on Tuesday?
I don't think this game will ever end.
For folks having issues with the commenting:
The template is messed up so you can't get to the newest, and most masterful, comments without just typing something in the comment box and publishing that comment. Then it will take you to the latest.
@Paul
I will be.
It's funny to think that the beach boys are still before Vin's time.
Or after, rather.
AJ, baby!
Nice BUNT!!!
Yeah, these washed up old geezers celebrating their 50th anniversary are like mere teenagers to Vin.
Sellers sac
First ball swinging?
Give me a message if you have time to get a beer Dusty. I plan to get there early for pre-game beer prep.
A dee Gordon RBI would be sweet right now
Dee!
RUN(S)
@Paul 9:09p: Orel and I will be there on Tuesday too, email us with your coordinates
Deeeeeeeeee!
SAX CALLS IT
YESSSSSS
I believe all the young urban fellows call that "swag".
Cmon Mellis.
Mark Ellis base on balls. Calling it.
Dude, I fucking called that and even if the time stamp doesn't say so, I'm streaming on MLB at bat over an old iPhone
FUCK YEAH DEE
SB SpeeDee
@Sax
Awesome! I will send my seat info. It would be great to hang out for a bit.
Who is "dude," and why must Sax convince him that he correctly called the RBI?
Three SBs for Dee tonight, fucking a!
Hell yeah. Great job dee!
Dude, where's my Czar?
Let's do this, good guys
@Paul: indeed. I think all three Sons are high-lifing it on field level
Clean out that eye Falsone!
Definitely love to touch base, Paul. Three Sons in tha heezy!
"I think all three Sons are high-lifing it on field level"
Um, I seem to recall there being six Sons.
IJ Ellis having contact trouble.
Sax's implication was that, of the three Sons who will be in attendance, all will be viewing the game from the field level.
Damn, man.
I am on field level as well Sax. first base side.
Ellis returns!
@Marla: the three sons who are attending opening day, that is
Sax
Orel
Dusty
Paul, email us at the mothership email address please
@Sax - Okay, thanks for the clarification.
Marla's got some frustrations tonight
@Paul
I'm probably very near you. I'm in section 42 along 1B side.
Urine has frustrations every night
I javey faith in you guerra!
And there are 7 Sons, Marla.
Me and cigar with last beer hoping this turns out well.
Fucking crickets are loud though.
Fuuuuuck.
You know I don't count DelinO.
Lead off walk. Not good Javy
Javy not making this easy.
This Parinno guy has a douchey pic.
Oh crap. I hate closer lead off walks.
I don't have any of the nervous jitters with Guerra that I did with Broxton.
DelinO doesn't count you either.
Sac bunt to second with one out. Hmm, looks familiar...
The last thing in the world I need is DelinO counting me.
Goddammit, don't make me look like a dumbass for saying that, Guerra.
DelinO can count?
WHEW
1 more baby.
"DelinO can count?"
Maybe that's why he doesn't count me.
Javy battling a grin.
One more to go.
Uno mas, Javy! We got this!
Thanks Maybin.
One more Javy.
Look at all those great LA fans cheering for their boys down in Petco.
Marla, nice call on Maybin...
One more strike...
Only blue fans in dat house
Party bein made. And not just in my pants.
We make 3-0 party.
We-we make party?
It's official, I'm not shaving my beard.
Group hug by the infield. Great win. Undefeated!!!
Dammit Marla, you nailed it! Well done
Can I undelete my comment?
We make party!!!
Dodgers win...c'mon Kings!
I'll be damned, we pulled through!
And some people's we-wes are making party? Eh what the hell we are 3-0!
10-9 Stubbs!
cc: Orel
Suck it, Simers! We're awesome!
Best record in baseball!
HMFYPGT up!
CATCH
Thanks Dusty for putting up the PGT!
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