Clayton Kershaw (0-0, 2.35) vs. Kyle Weiland (0-2, 8.44).
Since another Son already used the Stone Temple Pilots idea to mock the opposing starter, let's instead focus on Kershaw, who is without a win this year despite three starts and 15.1 IP, with 13 Ks, 4 BB, and 4 ER to show for it. I'm hoping that Matt Kemp keeps up his torrid pace of beating opposing pitchers to a pulp (at Minute Maid Park, no less), and we come away with an Astrosmash. Wait, that idea was used as well? Dammit!
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Gints lose!!
You know for a fan base who likes to constantly bring up the Bryan Stow tragedy to say that dodger fans are horrible violent people they sure go batshit crazy with the death threats everytime someone touches Posey.
Gordon SS
Kennedy 2B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Rivera LF
Loney 1B
Sellers 3B
Ajellis C
Kershaw P
Kennedy batting second? Balls.
Mets beat the Giants in the bottom of the ninth when, with one out and the bases juiced, the Mets' Kirk Nieuwenhuis grounds to first. Brandon Belt comes home for out #2 but Oyster Pubes, throwing back to first for the DP, has his back leg taken out as he is throwing to first. Pubes' throw sails into right field and Ruben Tejada scores from second with the winning run.
Mets win 5-4. Giants had three errors in the game, two of which led to Mets runs.
Thanks Mr LA SC for the lineup
Agree, Kennedy second makes no sense
And no Hairston?!?!
Highlights of the aforementioned Giants at Mets game. Not only did the Mets blow the top of the ninth to let the Giants tie it, the Giants had two misplays in the bottom of theninth to lose it anyway.
http://deadspin.com/5904043/the-ninth-inning-of-todays-mets+giants-game-was-about-the-worst-ever
Sounds like a good time for my first foray over to McCovey Chronicles this season.
just saw the Oyster Pubes play...
:)
how long before brian sabean starts bitching about the play like he did last year when Pubey got trucked (see avatar)
Pubes was bitching about it in the post-game.
Chente's lost his mojo.
Fuck! Perfect game today. Philip Humber of WhiSox vs Mariners.
Yes. Pitched against me in SoSG Fantasy Baseball as well.
Pitching against Mariners "hitting" shouldn't count for purposes of record feats such as a perfect game.
I bet the Bobby V is wishing he still allowed beer in the clubhouse right now.
^ Or that it were Terry Francona's problem.
Whaaaaaaa!?!?
LONEY?!?!? Am I that drunk?!? Did he just hit a huge homer?!?
Karinas son looks different. i think he's in the best shape of his life.
Loney is on pace for 10.8 homers this year.
LONEY? Really?
I missed a Loney homer? Stupid laundry.
Also, I'm having a hard time taking my eyes off this Red Sox trainwreck.
Loney HR?
#homecooking
'Twas no balk.
Loney!
That will teach me not to pay attention.
RT @BillShaikin: Who had James Loney with more HR than Albert Pujols two weeks into season? #dodgers #angels
Dammit, Dee.
Dee-moralizing.
Loney breaks .200 for the first time this year!
I've got my PGT headline...
Loney now with a higher BA than Dee Gordon...
The 9 straight strikeoouts wasn't on this roadtrip, Psycho.
^Schafer, not Sax.
YankMes on top of the BoSox, 15-9. And the game isn't over.
OMG loney did something!?!?! And I'm typing like tween LOL!!!
@Stubbs: okay okay, I'm sitting. I didn't realize you were sitting behind me here in the movie theatre.
In The Lucky One, no less!
For reference on my previous comment, Collins and Lyons were talking about all the baseball history in the last couple days, and Lyons said, "We've seen history on this roadtrip alone: 9 straight strikeouts, the starts by Kemp and Ethier..." Then he tailed off.
WTF.
epale everyone!
You might say Lyons was caught...
(takes off sunglasses)
with his pants down.
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
HIYO!
King James contributing ;)
Dee Gordon Web Gem!
Epale, Karina!
And congrats on the perfect game!
thank you Orel, i'm very happy about it! go Humber, go White Sox!
Glad the Red Sox got rid of that loser Francona.
btw, take that Stubbs!
@Paul, not a Red Sox fan, but I did watch the game and it hurts :(
@karina
Yeah, not looking good for the Fighting Mallorys. I am a professed Fantasy Sports Moron (TM), however.
Dee's on third!
@Paul
I was just saying how if one spends the kind of money that the Sox do, and end up with the 3rd or 4th best team in the division, perhaps a re-evaluation should be in order.
That was no strike.
KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYY
We took it in the 2-hole on that one.
@Stubbleton
Money can't buy you wins. It can buy more chicken and beer. Or in my case whiskey.
BOOM.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
FYFST
Or we could just do that instead!
oh my dear Lord! awesome!
I'd be happy if Gordon would not have bunted.
Unreal. Just unreal.
BISON, PLAY FUNK
I think it landed in Arlington.
I really do stop everything to watch Kemp hit.
Where did my kid go?
Why do people pitch to Kemp?
@Marla
To entertain me?
@Czar so they have a chance to tell their grandchildren "I did strike out Matt Kemp"
Wow, I didn't realize the Red Sox blew a nine-run lead.
"Wow, I didn't realize the Red Sox blew a nine-run lead."
Neither did the Red Sox #hammered
And almost fell behind by another nine.
What are the odds Loney goes yard twice?
Well that is that.
Automatic ball? What is that?
Seven shutout innings for Kershaw.
Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin'
I think we can assume that Kid K is back on his game.
Kemp walks.
rancho adiendo
Nice hit!
Rancho Ardiendo: Redux
Let's wrap this thing up.
Mike MacDougal makes me angry with his mere presence. His shitty pitching only makes it worse.
Don't do what I think you're going to do.
Sunuvafuck.
This needs to be nipped in the bid.
This ump.
One must knofe it in the robs to nip it in the bid.
Nupped in the bid!
Bid nipped.
Sellers killing ants.
"Sellers killing ants."
I think he has a tattoo of that.
I make tri-tippin party!!!
Party being made!
.500 road trip locked in, at the very least.
woop! Great game Clayton and Matty!
^ what he said.
Spank! What's on the menu for tonight?
PGT up!
@FB
Sleep. My brain is bloodshot.
Rest up for the sweep, Spank!
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