Monday, April 23, 2012

Dodgers Ink Deal For Official Ginseng Drink

Addressing a deep void long left unfilled, the Dodgers front office has now acted decisively to enter into a new agreement with Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink, described as "an ultra-premium ginseng-based, vitamins-packed functional beverage that tastes great and helps boost energy."
As the official ginseng drink of the L.A. Dodgers, Mr. Pink will be in each game played at the famous Dodger Stadium with its presence felt from the Dodger Vision Board down to the home stands and home plate. Mr. Pink will also power the Dodgers broadcast on television and radio, enabling every Dodger fan - young and old - to be connected to the team wherever they may be.

True to its L.A. roots, Mr. Pink represents the growing enthusiasm from active people for a healthy functional drink made of quality ingredients perfectly blended for that ultra-premium and deliciously-refreshing taste. Packed with 100% of the daily value of vitamins B3, B5, B6, and B12, Mr. Pink provides that healthy dose of strength and energy. Its pure and high-quality ginseng in each 12-ounce can helps increase physical endurance, reduce fatigue, mitigate the harmful effects of stress, and aid in lowering cholesterol. With all of these benefits, Mr. Pink gives Dodgers players and fans alike the support they need for healthy energy and stamina, while promoting a healthy immune system.
Here's hoping we can get our hands on some of this swill, and that it mixes well with Scotch.


Fred's Brim said...

I heard the British used this to mellow the taste of quinine back in the colonial days

Hideo Nomo said...

This sounds like the stuff Manny endorsed a couple years ago, only with a less sexually overt name. (But only slightly less.)