Kings lead Vancouver 3-1 and have another chance to close out the improbable first-round upset tonight. Given the Dodgers' poor showing today and
Go, Kings!
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Sunday, April 22, 2012
Game 5 NHL Western Conf Playoffs Thread: April 22 @ Vancouver, 5p
Kings lead Vancouver 3-1 and have another chance to close out the improbable first-round upset tonight. Given the Dodgers' poor showing today and
Go, Kings!
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Dodgers: nope. Lakers: yep. Kings: ?
Gin and tonic? yep.
And Angels lost!
Rob Fukuzaki is the new Craig Sager!
What channel is the Kings game on?
Spank's gonna think he's watching Starz.
I have it on 725 - NBCSNHD at 5p.
Are we going to get a lineup, Marla?
I also have it on 737 Fox Sports West HD, Orel.
@ Nomo
haha! and i bet they are showing LOTR right now.
Game's on Prime Ticket in my hood so say's the Dish channel guide.
Excuse me. Fox Sports net ch.417
or west east whatever. i need a beer now.
I need a lineup now.
Mrs Dusty just came through with a gang of Tanqueray.
Shit is ON.
Brats ready. Guiness in the fridge. plasma warming up.
NEEEBS! Was wondering if you'd be in the house or at your own house.
Brown-Kopitar-Williams
King-Richards-Carter
Penis-Stoll-Lewis
Richardson-Fraser-Nolan
Scuderi-Doughty
Williams-Voynov
Greene-Martinez
Quick
Games in Vancouver. I'd end up in a Canadien jail.
Again?
Of course, that little "vacation" in lockdown led to a better than average Flaming Menudos unplugged flute concept album, where other similar ones had failed the group.
I shared a cell with an inmate named Michele. Thats a dude. Who knew.
a.k.a. the Bell Centre penalty box
I didn't realize this thread was up.
You wouldn't want to be in Couver if the Canucks lose. They'd rip the shirt off your back and set fire to it.
HA! Penis.
If only he actually went hard after the puck.
I dont think theyd wait until it was off my back.
Was that a typo?? Did I do that?
@Marla
Sorry...was trying to put up the signal that this thread was going live.
Let's do this!
*does this*
Vigneault said he's gonna counter the Kopitar line with a Kesler-Lapierre-Burrows match-up. Expect an overload of Canucks dickishness tonight.
Kesler tripped over that comment, Cliff.
Is Penner really on the first line? We'll see how that goes.
Also, in case anyone hasn't seen this...
http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2012/04/18/the-six-best-ryan-kesler-tumbleweed-gifs/
Penner is on the third line. Should be a healthy scratch.
Expect an overload of dickishness from me tonight, to.
Oh, okay, for some reason I thought the lineups were going vertically.
Bruins beat the Caps. That one's going to Game 7.
Neeebs said Quick Brown Penis King.
Coincidentally, one of his famous opening statement strategies.
Canucks starting early with their bitchiness.
I predict an early Kings goal.
Kings need to make 'em pay on the PP.
Marla lays it down: early Kings goal is called.
Heh, Brown did lead with the elbow.
Ugh, that was a crappy PP.
We call that a "Metta World," Cliff.
Pucks.
Metta would be invaluable on the Kings.
Wine for me tonight, my friends
Good PK.
Fuck, another penalty?
Come on Kings. Score a goal before i split.
FUCK
Kings game is on in the Sax household. Other Saxes look sufficiently confused.
Go Kings!
This is gonna go to a Game 7, isn't it?
Way to easy.
I'm still predicting the kings to lose.
Kings look like shit.
Fuck these Canucks. I've had enough of their chippiness.
goddamn. Are they playing on half a rink?
It was all Kings for awhile now it looks like me picking on a 4th grader. What gives? Man up, Kings!
I don't really understand this game bug I hateHateHATE the Canucks. I want them to riot tonight.
He was trying for the reach-around.
GOD DAMMIT! ALmost had that.
A couple more seconds and that would have been a goal.
I'm feeling like going MWP upside some fool's head.
I can't escape the feeling the Kings are either gonna win this series in 6 or lose it in 7. Fuck.
I heard a gang of Tanqueray did a drive by on the east side of Pasadena.
Sippin' on gin and juice....
Sonofabitch, that was there for the taking.
Oooo that was close.
It's about time for me to start making fun of the opposing team's uniforms and questioning their manhood.
Never thought i'd hear jungle Boogie at hockey game
Greene's good, but he takes some stupid-ass penalties. He was lucky to get away with that.
A lot of thought went into that canuck uni with a hockey stick front.
Way too many penalties. It's like watching a Raiders game.
Quick spending more time on his knees than Nancy Reagan on a film set.
so close.
Can Luongo go back in the net?
Kings really aren't playing that poorly, I just fear one of those multiple game stretches where the offense just disappears.
They're getting chances, but nothing's getting past Schneider.
on the couch, Sean McDonough!
what number is Luc Robitaille again?
WTF, Voynov?
maybe that's not Sean McDonough, sounded kind of like him for a second
WTF is Boston Pizza? that doesn't even make sense!
Huge save.
I think I shit my pants.
They should be giving Penner's salary to Quick.
like Dusty behind the bleachers in high school
Quick flurry but Quick stood his ground.
What the hell is Boston pizza? Chowdah in lieu of marinara?
SCORE GOALS, IDJITS
Is King doing something that I'm not seeing to warrant the minutes he's getting? From what I've seen we could replace him with a box of hair and his line would be equally as effective.
Finally cleaned out the que, looked like I cremated a couple Samoans in that thing.
I don't see the kings pulling this one out but what do i know.
Don't talk like that, Paul!
I blame Neeebs for not making the trip up. I am sure they have calmed down about that Moose.
And a finely coiffed Moose it was.
Power play!
(cries)
cmon, Kings, stuff it in!
These are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
.115% on the power play for the series.
GOAL!!!
Woooot!
HELL YEAH!!!!!
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
WOOHOO!
brand new ball(puck?) game!
Now hurry up and score again before this goes to OT and I really start to shit my pants.
@FB
No, that was H.I. McDonough.
Feels like it's tipping back the way of the Kings, now. Come on, you Ring Wraiths!
I thought it was H.R. Puffnstuff
Remember Weathertop!
King even looks like Luongo...maybe that's why he bugs me.
Sumbitch!
These guys are starting to get some momentum going.
King does look a lot like Luongo. I've never noticed that before.
YEAH! Fuck you, Burrows!
Plug your nose an blow dusty!
holy moly!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!
i shit myself.
SO FUCKING CLOSE
it's good to see Debo still working
Hurry already. I have, like, 4 GRIMM eps to catch up on.
Overtime. I'll grab the Depends.
This can only end well!
Damn. OT
the mounties are making their way to their riot control positions
10 bucks says Penner scores the winner.
We need to go all John Belushi in OT. LET'S DO IT!!!!
20 bucks says I open some wine.
(8 balls)
I hate overtime.
holy damn, there have been some great chances so far, starting with the Uribe-like whiff
WE'RE MOVING ON UP!!!
THERE IT IS!!!!
KIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Fuck yeah!!!
BURN, VANCOUVER, BURN!!!
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!
Fuck yeah! Suck it Canucks! You already have "uck" in your name - go ahead and suck it!
I wanna see some riots goin' on.
Fucking great man
Who the hell's gonna win the next series...nobody's gonna score!
It's gonna be a helluva lotta OTs, Cliffpile.
I am a happy boy. Drinks on me.
(drinks)
(Drinks DelinO's drink)
Man! I can't believe this...3-0 in Vancouver!
Congrats, Kings and all you die-hards!
Orel: I hereby dub you honorary Kings coach
Orel's thinking, "I'm Sutter and I know it."
I can stand behind the bench and act useless!
So can Mike Brown.
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