Why not wear a patch and call it a day?
I spent a lot of time watching the Masters, but suffice it to say, in summation of today's game:
Shitty pitching resulting in an 8-4 loss, our first of the season; Uribe still stinks.
On the plus side, Matt Kemp got his second home run and continued his early-season offensive success, and Andre Ethier added a consolation home run, his first of the year. Off day tomorrow, so save up your snark for Tuesday!