Why not wear a patch and call it a day?
I spent a lot of time watching the Masters, but suffice it to say, in summation of today's game:
Shitty pitching resulting in an 8-4 loss, our first of the season; Uribe still stinks.
On the plus side, Matt Kemp got his second home run and continued his early-season offensive success, and Andre Ethier added a consolation home run, his first of the year. Off day tomorrow, so save up your snark for Tuesday!
23 comments:
We're only playing .750 ball???
I'm in snark saver mode. Watching golf and wondering why.
I can watch hockey in a pinch. Golf, no way.
The grand slam hurts even more when you realize Dre's homer would have tied the game.
I don't watch much golf, but Bubba Watson's last shot was pretty special.
Bubba Watson hit that last shot in exactly the way that I cannot.
Who had the GS for Pods?
Guy named Bubba wins a tournament in Georgia. Big.deal.
If you keep the name "Bubba" into your adulthood, you're not allowed to cry when you win.
Crying like a baby.
So is Bubba. Good on him.
Dude never took a golf lesson. That, my friends, is a tribute to those of us who shirk practice and formal training in favor of on the ground, beer-fueled experience.
The Giants lost!
I think Juan Uribe hit the grand slam for the opposing team.
i blame my pops for the loss. The mutt wore his Dodger jersey and has worse luck than schleprock.
Oh hey, a Santana trade reference. How fresh.
Ha. Same for my daughter's dog. He wore his Dodger shirt for the last two wins.
Today, no shirt. Damn dog.
Only way to play IMHO.
Kick that dog!
* No dogs were actually harmed in the formation of my last comment. My comment was intended for purposes of humor and should therefore not be replicated at home.
A Sax haiku for Game 4:
We would be perfect
Andre's bomb would have tied it
But we choked the eighth
How do you choke when you're already losing?
Hey at least we are still leading the wild card race.
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