8am: SoSG v Dodger Diaries (Diaries 17-3 SoSG)
10am: SosG v True Blue LA (TBLA 22-5 SoSG)
1pm: SoSG v Mike Scioscia's Tragic Illness (MSTI 25-4 SoSG)
UPDATE: Per Nomo, 3 beers down between the first and second game.
UPDATE II: Pray for their livers, too!
UPDATE III: Words of wisdom from Central Valley Fan: Those who can, do. Those who can't, blog.
UPDATE IV: Dusty Baker's Toothpick is 4-4 on the day...on Stella Artois, that is.
UPDATE V: SoSG Sax is at ice skating lessons.
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Last night, after RBNLAW hired a hypnotist:
Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
Players: [chanting in unison] We are all very good players.
Hypnotist: You will beat Dodger Diaries.
Players: [chanting in unison] We will beat Dodger Diaries.
Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
Players: [chanting in unison] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.
This is an obscene hour to be awake at.
obscene is right....
The obscene part is that it is a Saturday.
Obscene? I left the house at 4 am!!!! Just passing magic mountain!
Btw, are they testing us for performance dehancing drugs?
Did Nomo homer yet?
Nomo's the first Son here, apparently.
DelinO is waiting in the shadows for the right move.
People gotta start showing up soon, right?
Where the lineups at?
We have a team!
But I'm winded from playing catch.
Neeebs is writing the lineup as we speak.
Game has started. Two pitches two outs.
We're batting.
To my SoSG peeps:
Sorry I've not passed match fitness today. Still down with the croop or plague or some such nonsense. Keeping a brother down. I barely have a voice and am coughing my fool head off. And I'm sober.
K ------>
7-2 Diaries after two.
(cries)
Going back to sleep,Vinny!
Throw at their heads, Neeebs!
sorry, force of habit
let's go, SOSG, let's go! *clapclap*
Diaries' wives have the clapclap.
17-3 Final. Called for time.
That's three more than I thought we'd get.
DB, sorry about the whooping pertussis. You gonna pull a Willis Reed and come out for game 3 later today?
First beers being consumed, thanks to Orel.
Damn. And here i was hoping for late inning heroics from El Montanero.
I feel better knowing there's beers being consumed.
Maybe we should have had some pregame beers
Props to CVF for traveling as far as he did to represent!
It appears I owe Marla a Coke.
Macciello is here...in full Dodger uniform.
Yeah.
Is Soo Hoo there capturing the bloodshed?
Im getting my drunk on.
Cc: Spanky
Have not seen SooHoo yet.
I'm getting my Azithromycin on.
Epale everyone!
GO and win those two games left!
Neeebs: Drink up.
Orel: its 10 minutes before game time
Neeebs: drink up
Mr C: top me off.
i'm getting my yuban on.
epale karina
3 beers down between games.
@Nomo
One beer for each run scored!
One more beer and Orel is going to go all Marichal on the ump
Sorry I can't be there today guys...ice skating and art class (not mine)
You're ice skating, Sax? WTH?
LINEUPS!
i was about to post the same comment as dusty.
lineup,mang!
*clapclapclapclap*
*chlamydiachlamydiachlamydiachlamydia*
STIs all around!
But enough about the TBLA wives.
*streaks*
be nice Dusty :)
what's the score?
@Karina
I'm the official Designated Mean Person. Just doing my job.
(cries)
There is crying in softball, by the way. Not in baseball, but in softball.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FOOLS?
22-5, TBLA
*scored from first*
*died*
Nomo can outrun Loney! Love it.
Is that a final? If so, that means five beers between games for you lads.
22-5? Ouch
Cmon guys, let's the third one!
Or be the drunkest team when it's all done
Is there a prize for the drunkest team?
Back from D-Backs FanFest. How badly are we doing?
Does Macciello have Led Zeppelin songs for his walk-up music?
Yeah that's a final.
Pitcher of Dos Equis purchased and no Dusty to mooch from it.
Bummer.
(cries) (cries) (cries)
We are proving, those who can do. Those who can't, blog...
do they have steel reserve on tap?
RBN is on his way, per a txt I just received from him.
Need reinforcements!
Cc: RBN
I guess the team's having its pizza and soda now.
DBT going 1-4 on the day... And 4-4 on the Stella Artois
@DBT
Trying to figure how to score that on the scoresheet. Cause I am scoring at home.
@Marla
How was the D-bags' fan fest?
Pizza yes. Soda sitting untouched.
What is this strange "soda" you speak of, again?
FanFest was packed. People said it was never that crowded before. I couldn't even get any autographs.
I would only want one D-bag autograph: Gibby
Things not heard in our dugout, damn cvf, you smoked that ball!
I'll take the sodas if nobody wants them.
Heh CVF. You'll get me next time.
Watching LFP vs. VSIMH. Macciello playing center for LFP.
@Nomo - Have you spoken with him at all?
Zumba is sexy.
is it cold as fuck out there?
I just looked up where West Covina is.
Holy shit. I couldn't make that trek without rations.
Has the third game started yet?
If there were any less real news being posted here, it would be FOX News.
shit! did everyone pass out on the field?
I'm passed out on my sofa, Vinny.
On the sofa, Vinny!
Doing a triple axel, Vinny!
3rd inning, 17-0, but we did WIN the coin toss!!!
@CVF
Who is pitching?
I think it's over.
I think it should be over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48
Word from the Twittersphere:
"still in the bottom of the fourth and SOSG is down 2-25"
Sons of Steve Garvey's Tragic Illnes
*cries*
What was the final damage, lads?
PGT up!
Bad news, we lost all three. Good news, we can't do worse next year!!!!
Sorry I missed the St Valentine's Day Massacre. Had to work today. But I did pour out many a 40 in your honor.
Well no wonder you guys stunk, too busy posting from your phones on here!
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