Tuesday, February 28, 2012

ESPN: The Magazine for Men Who Like S--T

When did Maxim start putting dudes on their covers?
It comes free with my ESPN Insider. Takes approximately two BMs to read. Yet why do I hate this magazine with the white heat of a thousand suns? Is it their ADD Layout? Their remedial writing which makes all the Sons seem like Hemingways?

Oh yeah, that's why.

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Posted by Delino DeShields, Sr at 3:21 AM
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6 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

I thought the A's guy was throwing a gang sign at first glance.

2/28/2012 4:54 AM
jmk said...

It's takes you 2 BM's to finish? That's slow reading...
I signed up for the Digital version finally because I felt so sad for the trees that ended up as ESPN Magazine. It's very easy to ignore the Digital version.

2/28/2012 8:29 AM
Franklin Stubbs said...

Either slow reading, or DelinO is very efficient with his personal time.

2/28/2012 8:31 AM
Steve Sax said...

One part about ESPN the Rag I love is when they put in X Games feature stories, which is clearly a ESPN corporate priority but NO ONE CARES (and true skaters can't read anyway)

2/28/2012 11:09 AM
DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

I love the X Games! I still don't know why they have it since it seems to be next to the NHL in ESPN-we-don't-really-care-nor-should-you-ness.
My uncle gets this mag for free it seems, seems pretty awful just flipping through it, then the Pujols issue got here and i flung it out the window.

2/28/2012 3:59 PM
Delino DeShields, Sr said...

I've now made a bee line from the mailbox right to the recycling issue.

Except the BODY ISSUE.

That sticks around till the following week.

2/28/2012 10:22 PM

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