Tuesday, February 28, 2012

ESPN: The Magazine for Men Who Like S--T

When did Maxim start putting dudes on their covers?
It comes free with my ESPN Insider. Takes approximately two BMs to read. Yet why do I hate this magazine with the white heat of a thousand suns? Is it their ADD Layout? Their remedial writing which makes all the Sons seem like Hemingways?

Oh yeah, that's why.

6 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

I thought the A's guy was throwing a gang sign at first glance.

jmk said...

It's takes you 2 BM's to finish? That's slow reading...
I signed up for the Digital version finally because I felt so sad for the trees that ended up as ESPN Magazine. It's very easy to ignore the Digital version.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Either slow reading, or DelinO is very efficient with his personal time.

Steve Sax said...

One part about ESPN the Rag I love is when they put in X Games feature stories, which is clearly a ESPN corporate priority but NO ONE CARES (and true skaters can't read anyway)

DodgersKings323 said...

I love the X Games! I still don't know why they have it since it seems to be next to the NHL in ESPN-we-don't-really-care-nor-should-you-ness.
My uncle gets this mag for free it seems, seems pretty awful just flipping through it, then the Pujols issue got here and i flung it out the window.

DelinO said...

I've now made a bee line from the mailbox right to the recycling issue.

Except the BODY ISSUE.

That sticks around till the following week.