1. The Office this season was pretty half-baked. Interesting ideas would come up (The Whistleblower), only to quickly fizzle out. There was a flashback episode as bad as anything I've ever seen on NBC. So new blood can only help the wheezing franchise.
2. James Spader was far and away the best candidate from their finale. Mr. Sax, if that's you real name, I think you still consider Spader as the soul-less preppie from Pretty in Pink and Less Than Zero
But since that time, he's evolved courtesy of the immovable force that is...
When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you.
Years together on Boston Legal transformed Spader into a gloriously strange, Walken-ish creature.
Or to put it in Sax language, remember when Peter Parker was on the foreign planet of Secret Wars, and opted to use an alien machine to fix his costume?
And his new black threads turned out to be an alien symbiote? Well - that's what Spader is now. A hybrid of his own DNA mixed with Shatner, thus creating...
Just what The Office ordered. Q.E.D.
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